Wednesday 19 November 2014

insurance

Penis insurance

An extra smart guy was trying to pull the leg of insurance agent, and asks him: “Do you do Penis Insurance?”
Agent: “Yes sir, we do Penis Insurance.”
Man: “You replace with a new one?”
Agent: “No sir. Once it stops to work, we ensure free service to your wife for the rest of your Life”
Man: Madarchod!!! 

Tuesday 18 November 2014

Digital

Ekdum new
Ladki=papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan kari
Fir whatsapp pr chating kari
Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Papa= beti toh fir shadi.com pr marriage kar le or filp kart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale
Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per bech bhi dena...

Monday 17 November 2014

Mahila

एक बार एक आदमी ने बहुत शराब पी ली उसे बहुत जोर से पेशाब आ गया।

वह जल्दी से एक शौचालय में घुस गया और उसने इधर-उधर कोई ध्यान नही दिया और खड़े होकर पेशाब करने लगा।

जब वह पेशाब करके हटने लगा तो उसने देखा कि वह गलती से महिला शौचालय में घुस गया है और वहां एक महिला थी।

महिला ने आदमी से कहा, "यह महिलाओं के लिए है।"

आदमी अपने लंड को हिलाते हुए बोला, "ये कौन सा मसाले कूटने के लिए है, ये भी महिलाओं के लिए ही है।"😜😜😜😜😜

एकदम नया है जल्दी आगे भेज।

balls

What Is The Difference Between – 18 Year Girl’s Balls & Kamwali’s Balls?

18year Girl Has Tight Cute Balls & Yumy Pink,

That’s My Experience,

Ab

Kamwali Ka tu batayega


Sunday 16 November 2014

Dr

Teacher : what do u want to become ? 
Ram - doctor 
Teacher - why ? 
Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

Priest

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. 
The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes.
When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

Plane

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Pussy

Son : Mummy, Tina Aunty Ki Billi Ne Daru Pee Lee H Mom:Tumhe Kaise Pata Beta?
Son : papa Aunty Se Keh Rahe The Tina Teri 'Puuussy' Full TIGHT Hai...

Condom

Lady: Condom ka pack dena.
Chemist: Bhabhi ji,
Har bar to Aapke husband Aate they,
Aaj Aap khud Aayi ?
Lady: Itne din mai gaon gai thi, Ab wo gaon gaye

Boobs



Boobs Are Most Wonderful Multi Purpose Creation Of Nature.
You Can Suck Them As A Mouth Freshener.
By Putting The Face In Between The Two You Can Relax Yourselves.
They Are Comfortable, Soft Pillow For Sound Sleep.
Their Look Brings The Penis Immediately In To Action.
Women Use Boobs As An Emotional Blackmailing Instrument, They Show Half Of It And Men Die To See The Remaining Half