SITI

Pappu College Mein Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Siti Marta Hai.

Ladki Gusse Se: “Kya Re Bhosdi Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke Siti Marta Hai”

Pappu: “Saali, Saath Chal Gand Bhi Marta Hoon“

FAUJ

Fauj Mein Ek Sainik Apne Commandar Ke Pass Aya Aur Bola

Sainik: “Sir, Mujhe Chhutti Chahiye”

Commander: “Kyun?”

Sainik: “Sir, Biwi Ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai, Sex Karne Ka Bada Mann Kar Raha Hai”

Commander: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Karo, Apni Pent Utaar Aur Jo Samne Diwaar Par Suraakh Hai Usmein Apna Lund Daalo Aur Andar Bahar Karo”

Sainik Ne Aisa Hi Kiya, Aur Use Bahut Maza Aaya. Sex Hone Ke Baad Commander Ne Pucha.

Commander: “Kyun Ab Chhutti Chahiye?”

Sainik Khush Hote Hue: “Nahi Sahab, Ab Maza Aa Gaya Ab Chhutti Nahi Chahiye”

Commander: “Shabash, Ab Pent Utaaro Aur Diwaar Ke Piche Ja Kar Jhuk Kar Khade Ho Jao, Kuch Aur Sainik Bhi Chutti Maang Rahe Hai“

JORDAR PROFESSOR

College Mein Ek Master Lecture Ke Doran Sex Ki Baatein Karne Lag Jaata Tha.

Ladkiyo Ne Is Cheez Se Tang Aakar Ek Din Faisala Kiya Ki Agar Kal Fir Se Aisa Hua To Wo Class Chhod Kar Chali Jayengi,

Master Ko Kisi Tarah Se Is Baat Ka Pata Chal Gaya,

Agle Din Usne Aram Se Lecture Shuru Kiya, Aur Achanak Bola.

Master: “Tumhe Pata Hai Ki France Mein Randiyo Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai”

Ladkiyo Ne Ek Dusare Ko Dekha Aur Darwaze Se Bahar Jane Lagi,

Ye Dekh Ke Master Hansa Aur Bola.

Master: “Beth Jao – Beth Jao, Kal Tak Koi France Ki Flight Nahi Hai“

LADKIYA

Ek Aath Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola. Ladka: “Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena” Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Itne Chote Aur Cigarette” Ladka: “Mere Liye Nahi Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon, Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De Do“

2.5 INCH

William Sexfear Ka Kahna Hai Ke

Kewal 2.5 Inches Kafi Hai Kisi Ladki Ko Satisfy Karne Ke Liye,

Aur Ye ATM Card Ki Lambayi Hai, Dimag Ki Soch Ko Saaf Rakho.

LAWARIS CHHEEZ

Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki,

Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Raste Mein Jaate Hue Chirag Mila,

Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya.. Zordar Dhamaka Hua

Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Paas Ke 9 Logo Ki Gaand Fatt Gayi Aur 15 Ke Lund Udd Gaye

Moral: “Aladin Ka Zamana Gaya Bhonsdi Walo, Lawaris Cheezo Se Durr Raho –  Police“

SUNO

Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai

So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola

Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?”

Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola

Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?”

Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola

Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?”

Budhi Chillate Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol Rahi Hu“

SPERM

Ek Callgirl Ke Beech Kuch Sperms Apna-Apna Parichey De Rahe The,

I’m Doctor’s, I’m Doodhwala’s, I’m Husband’s, I’m Boyfriend’s,

Ek Sperms Chup Tha,

Ek Ne Pucha: “Tum Chup Kyun Ho?”

Silent Sperm: “Insano Ki Meeting Mein Kutte Ka Kya Kaam“

NAWAB

Ek Lucknow Ka Nawab Apne Kisi Rishtedar Se Milne Mumbai Gaya.

Wahan Vo Rasta Bhool Gaya, To Usne Ek Ladke Se Puchha.

Budha: “Huzroor, Ek Takleef Deni Thi Aapko”

Bachha: “Bhonsdi Ke, De Ke To Dekh Teri Maa Na Chod Dunga Sale Budhe.“

CHEENI

Ek Dukan Par Ek Ladka Kaam Karta Tha, Uska Malik Use Ye Kah Kar Ghar Jata Tha Ki Ghar Chini Khane Ja Raha Hoon

Aisa Roj Hota Thha, Ek Din Ladka Lala Ji Ka Picha Karta Karta Ghar Pahunch Gaya.

Usne Khidki Mein Se Dekha Ki Lala Ji Apni Wife Ko Chod Raha Tha,

Ye Dekh Ladke Ko Bhi Tharak Chadd Gayi Aur Usne Doosre Din Lala Ji Ki Ladki Ko Pata Liya,

Kuch Din Baad Vo Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha, Achanak Se Lala Uper Se Aa Gaya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekh Liya

Bas Fir Kya Tha Lala Ji Ne Ladke Ko Peetna Shuru Kar Diya.

Rone Peetne Ki Awaje Sunkar Aas Paas Ke Logo Ne Pucha: “Arrey Is Gareeb Ko Kyu Peete Ja Rahe Ho”

Iss Par Lala Ji Ne Rote Hue Jawab Diya: “Jab Ise Cheeni Khani Thi To Isne Nayi Bori Kyun Kholi, Jab Purani Bori Khuli Padi Thi“

PANI PURI

Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki,

Ladki Pehle Hath Me Le,

Phir Muh Mein Le,

To Iske Liye Aap

……….. Panipuri Becho.

Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.

KUTTA

Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Sex Kar Rahe The.

Bete Ne Puchha: “Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?”

Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Se Bola

Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha Hai”

Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai, To Ismein Bechare Ki Gaand Marne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“

DNA

Dad: “What’s Your Result?”

Son: “I’ve Failed In Five Subjects”

Dad: “From Now Onwards Don’t Call Me Dad”

Son: “Oh Come On Dad, Its My School Test Not A DNA Test“

Sukh Santosh

Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Sukh Aur Santosh Ke Beech Mein Kya Farq Hai?”

Baba Ji Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya:” Jivan Mein Apni Pasand Se Ladki Thokne Ko Mile To Wo Hai Sukh … Aur Jo Mile …  Usse Thokna Pade Wo Hai Santosh…“

Eye Contact

Best Video Game

Nice Skirts

Khada Ho Gaya

Baba Saxidas Ka Ek Bhakt Ek Prashan Lekar Unke Pass Gaya Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Log Hamesha Ye Kyu Kahte Hai Ki (Fall In Love) Pyar Mein Gir Gaya” Baba Saxidas Muskura Ke Bole: “Bachha, Kyunki Pyar Mein Khada Ho Gaya Kahne Se Baat Ka Matlab Badal Jata Hai Na“

Best of Akbar Birbal

Ek Baad Baadshah Akbar Ke Dimag Mein Na Jane Kya Aaya Unhone Darbaar Mein Bethe Bethe Sab Logo Se Ek Sawaal Kiya Akbar: “Meri Moochon Ke Baal Kitne Hai?” Sabhi Soch Mein Pad Gaye Kisi Ko Jawab Nahi Aaya Tabhi Birbal Bola, Birbal: “4736” Akbar: “Agar Is Se Kam Ya Jyada Hue To?” Birbal: “Jyada Hue To Rani Ji Ke Zaanton Ke Baal Aapki Moochon Mein Fase Hoge Aur Kam Hue To Aapke Moochon Ke Baal Rani Ji Ke Zanton Mein Fase Honge“

Dua

Ek Bhikhari Signal Pe Bhikh Mang Raha Tha, Tabi Ek Car Mein Se Ek Khubsoorat Aurat Ne Use Bhikh Di, Bhikh Leke Bhikhari Aage Jane Laga, To Aurat Ne Kaha. Aurat: “Arey Kuch Dua To Do Mene Tumhe 10 Ruapye Ka Not Diya Hai?” Bhikhari: “Car Mein To Beithi Hai Ab Kya Land Pe Bethne Ki Dua Doon“

Biwi

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha Ladka: “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“

Shaadi

Shadi Ke Function Mein Do Aadmi Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahe The Pahla: “Lo Kuch Din Pahle Hi God Mein Khelti Thi Aur Aaj Iski Shaadi Hai” Dusre Ne Puchha: “Aap Dulhan Ke Chacha Ho?” Pahla Muskurate Hue: “Nahi, Dulhan Ka Boss“

Batak

Pati Apni Patni Ki Bra Khol Kar Left Boobs Ke Uppar Ek Batak Bana Kar Bola. Pati: “Main Teen-Chaar Din Ke Liye Bahar Ja Raha Hoon, Agar Mujhe Aane Pe Ye Batak Nahi Dikhi To Teri Kher Nahi?” Do Din Baad Patni Apne Boyfriend Ko Bula Leti Hai Aur Tasalli Bhaksh Chudvati Hai, Par Is Thoka Thukayi Ke Chakkar Mein Batakh Mitt Jati Hai. To Jaldbazi Mein Boy-Friend Ne Uske Right Boob Pe Batkah Bana Di. Agle Din Uska Pati Ghar Vaapis Aata Hai Aur Aate Hi Uske Kapde Utaar Ke Boobs Check Karta Hai Aur Right Pe Batkah Ko Dekh Ke Gusse Se Bolta Hai Pati: “Ye Right Pe Kaise Aa Gayi?” Patni Muskurate Hue Boli: “Ji Wo Main Naha Rahi Thi To Tairte-Tairte Left Se Right Mein Aa Gayi Hogi“

Smart

Wife Ko Yakeen Tha Ki Husband Ka Naukarani Ke Sath Nazayaz Talukaat Hai

Ek Din Usne Naukrani Ko Chupke Se Chhutti Pe Bhej Diya,

Raat Ko Pati Toilet Gaya To Wife Chup-Chap Naukarani Ke Bed Pe Let Gayi,

Aur Light Band Kar Di, Pati Khamoshi Se Kamre Mein Aaya Aue Sex Karne Lag Gaya.

Sex Ke Baad Biwi Chillate Hue Boli: “Tum Mujhe Yahaan Dekh Ke Chonk Gaye Na” Aur Ye Bolkar Light On Kar Di.

Driver Bed Se Uchalte Hue Hairani Se Bola: “Arey, Madam Aap Yahaan”

Moral: Jo Aurat Jyada Smart Banti Hai Aise Hi Chudati Hai.

Smart

Wife Ko Yakeen Tha Ki Husband Ka Naukarani Ke Sath Nazayaz Talukaat Hai

Ek Din Usne Naukrani Ko Chupke Se Chhutti Pe Bhej Diya,

Raat Ko Pati Toilet Gaya To Wife Chup-Chap Naukarani Ke Bed Pe Let Gayi,

Aur Light Band Kar Di, Pati Khamoshi Se Kamre Mein Aaya Aue Sex Karne Lag Gaya.

Sex Ke Baad Biwi Chillate Hue Boli: “Tum Mujhe Yahaan Dekh Ke Chonk Gaye Na” Aur Ye Bolkar Light On Kar Di.

Driver Bed Se Uchalte Hue Hairani Se Bola: “Arey, Madam Aap Yahaan”

Moral: Jo Aurat Jyada Smart Banti Hai Aise Hi Chudati Hai.

Smart

Wife Ko Yakeen Tha Ki Husband Ka Naukarani Ke Sath Nazayaz Talukaat Hai

Ek Din Usne Naukrani Ko Chupke Se Chhutti Pe Bhej Diya,

Raat Ko Pati Toilet Gaya To Wife Chup-Chap Naukarani Ke Bed Pe Let Gayi,

Aur Light Band Kar Di, Pati Khamoshi Se Kamre Mein Aaya Aue Sex Karne Lag Gaya.

Sex Ke Baad Biwi Chillate Hue Boli: “Tum Mujhe Yahaan Dekh Ke Chonk Gaye Na” Aur Ye Bolkar Light On Kar Di.

Driver Bed Se Uchalte Hue Hairani Se Bola: “Arey, Madam Aap Yahaan”

Moral: Jo Aurat Jyada Smart Banti Hai Aise Hi Chudati Hai.

Arab vs chinese

In A Plane Chinese And Arab Are Talking About Their Wives And Kids.

Chinese: “I’ve 10 Children, 1 More & I’ll Have My Own Football Team”

Arab: “I’ve 17 Wives, 1 More & I’ll Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Holes“

Gotra

Baba Ji Se Unke Ek Naujawan Bhakt Ne Ek Din Puchha

Ladka: “Baba Ji, Ek Hi Gotra Main Shaadi Kar Sakte Hain Kya?”

Baba Ji Pahle Muskuraye Aur Fir Badi Pyar Bhari Najro Se Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Bole

Baba Ji: “Beta Gotra Koi Bhi Chalega, Magar Mutra Wala Bhag Alag-Alag Hona Chahiye”

Malllllikkkkaaaaaaaaaaa

Hair

Girl: “I’m Sexually Harassed”

Boss: “How ?”

Girl: “This Man Everyday Comes And Say Your Hair Smells Nice”

Boss: “Whats The Problem In That?”

Girl: “He Is Only 3 Feet Tall“

Ladka Ya Ladki

Pati Ne Suhagrat Pe Patni Se Sex Shuru Kiya Aur Enjoy Karte Hue Bola

Pati: “Darling Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki?”

Patni: “Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Bhenchod Pehle Jo Dala Hai Wo Nikal, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Jaa Rahi Hai“

Petrol

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di Hai Ki

Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chalya Karenge

Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako

(What An Idea Sir Ji)

Deluxe Ward

Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye

General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.

Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”

Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka Virya Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”

Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche

Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi

Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”

Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“

Lulli

Nunni Choti Hone Ki Wajah Se Maa Apne Bete Ko Shahar Ke Sex Related Bade Doctor Ke Pas Le Gayi

Doctor Ne Dekhne Ke Baad Maa Ko Salah Di.

Doctor: “Isko Roj Subha Nashte Mein Ek Apple Jarur Diya Karo”

Agle Din Nashte Ki Table Pe Bade Sare Seb Pade Dekh Kar Bache Ne Hairan Hote Hue Maa Se Puchha

Bachha: “Ye Sare Mere Liye Hai?”

Maa: “Nahi, Tum Sirf Ek Khao Baki Tumhare Daddy Ke Liye Hai“

Fuck

Fuck Is The Only Word Which Can Be Used To Express Many Feelings

Revenge – Fuck You

Request – Plz Fuck Off.

Failure – I Am Fucked.

Anxiety – What The Fuck Is Happening

Assole

Wife: “I Met A Doctor Today & He Says, I Have Breasts Of A 25 Years Old Girl.”

Husband: “Ohh And What Did He Say About 50 Years Old Ass Hole?”

Wife Smile And Replied: “Nothing, We Didn’t Talk About You“

Touching Lines

Most Touching Lines Said By True Lover To His Love While Break Up:

“Teri Maan Ka Bhonsda, Sali Gastiye, Ja Lunn Te Waj Bhenchodi, Kutti Saali, Jugad“

Munnabhai

Munna Bhai Ne Kaha Hai:

Life Mein Teen Cheezon Ke Peeche,

Kabhi Nahi Bhaagne Ka,

Bole To Bus, Train Aur Ladki,

Bole To Inpe Sidha Chad Jaane Ka.

Panty

1990 Ki Panty Aur 2012 Ki Panty Mein Kya Fark Hai ?

Pahle Panty Hatao To Gand Dikhti Thi

Aur Ab Gand Hatao To Panty Dikhti Hai.

Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing

Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing

Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing

Zor Lagaya Tab Bhi Na Andar Ghusing

Thak Ke When Choosing Then Ghusing

Guess What?

You Dirty Mind!

Mein Sui Mein Dhaaga Dalne Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha

Tokri . . .

Ladki Aur Ladke Ka Bahut Time Affair Chalne Ke Baad Breakup Ho Raha Tha.

Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Diye Hue Gift Ginate Hue Bola.

Ladka: “Ab Humare Bich Kuch Nahi Raha Meri Nishaniya Mujhe Wapas De Do”

Ladki Bhi Tez Thi Usne Condom Se Bhari Ek Tokri Ladke Ko Pakdayi Aur Boli

Ladki: “Le, Ismein Se Jo Tera Hai Dhund Le“

Jeans

Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ki Soch

Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se: “Aaj Kal Ladke Itni Dheeli Jeans Pahente Hai, Ki Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Ki, Hamein Dekh Kar Kaisa “Feel” Kar Rahe Hai?“

Greece . . . .

Chandu Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli.

Chandu : “Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye Greece Try Karen”

Chandu : “Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai“

Jos Chu . . . .

Jeans

A hot girl removes her jeans n say to boyfrnd
make me feel like a wife....
Boy also remove his jeans and say
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wash both the jeans

Condom

Beta : Papa Condom kya Hota Hai?
Papa : Chal Bhaag yaha se, mujhe nahi Pata.
Beta : mujhe pehle se hi Shak tha,Tabhi to Hum 10 Bhai-Behan Hai...

Ideal Wife

Who is an Ideal Wife?
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Pati daru pee ke Ghare aave,

aur....... Patni aane par puchhe:

Pehle Condom lagau ya khana.

Sex

Hasband Apne Sasural Me Wife Se:Aaj Sex Ho Jaye.
Biwi:Nahi Hum Papa Ke Ghar Hai.
Hsbd:To Benchod Kya Mere BAAP KA Ghar Randy Bazar Hai Jo Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Ho.

What An Idea

Free Advice To Women By William Sexfear

Go Without Bra.

Nobody Will Notice The Wrinkles On Your Face.

Polio

Ladka Aur Ladki Hotel Mein Kamara Book Karwane Pahunche

Ladka: “Bhai Saab, Room Chahiye”

Manager: “Kis Liye?”

Ladka: “Madam Ko Polio Ki Khurak Deni Hai”

Manager: “Magar Ye To 18 Saal Ki Hai”

Ladka: “Inhone Bachpan Mein Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi, Isliye Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“

Night Fall

Due To The Slippery Surface, An Old Jaat Fell From Stairs At Night And Died.

His Nephew Sends Telegram To The Family

“Tauji Expired Due To Night Fall“

Fauji V/s Police

Police Wala Or Fauji Ek Saath Train Me Safar Kar Rahe The.

Policewale Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Fauji Se Puchha

Policewala: “Ap Chutti Pe Ja Rahe Hai?”

Fauji: “Han Biwi Ki Delivery Hai, Isliye”

Policewala: “Ohh Achha, Kitne Din Baad Ghar Ja Rahe Ho?”

Fauji: “2 Saal Baad.”

Policewala Uska Majaak Udate Hue: “Phir To Hone Wala Bacha Pakka Haram Ka Hoga”

Fauji Ne Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya: “Mujhe Konsa Ghar Rakhna Hai Police Me Bharti Kar Doon Ga“

Irade

7th Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Night Club Mein Dekhkar College Ki Ladki Ne Hairani Se Us Se Puchha

Ladki: “Tum Itni Choti Si Hokar Is Club Mein Kya Kar Rahi Ho?”

Bachhi: “Jab Irado Mein Ho Hausla To Body Mein Kyu Nahi?”

Ladki Ko Ko Samjh Na Aaya To Usne Pucha: “Kya?”

Bachhi Muskurate Hue: “Aunty, Sirf 2 Boobs Ka Hi To Farak Hai, Aa Jayenge“

Suji

Ek Bacha Kriyane Ki Dukan Pe Jata Hai Aur Dukandar Se Poochta Hai

Bachha: “Suji Hai?”

Shopkeeper: “Haan Hai”

Bacha: “To Marwayi Kyu Thhi Bhonsdi Ke”

Agle Din Ek Aur Bacha Aata Hai Aur Poochta Hai

Bacha: “Suji Hai?”

Shopkeeper: “Nahi”

Bacha: “To Dukan Kya Maa Chudwane Ke Liye Kholi Hai“

Garib Ka Kilona

Ek Ladki Ne Garib Ladke Se Puchha: “Tumhara Lund Itna Bada Kaise?”

Garib Ldka: “Kyuki Bachpan Se Mere Pass Aur Koi Khilona Nhi Tha“

World’s Cutest Non-Veg Joke

Friends This Is Really The Cutest Non Veg Joke I Ever Heard.

A Cow Said To Her Milkman Politely

“Bas Karo Naaa, Ghar Par Biwi Nahi Hai Kya…..?

Broken Condom

Husband: “Honey, Why Is Broken Condom Laying On The Sofa?”

Wife Tensed: “Where?”

She Goes Out To Check And Returns

Wife: “For God Sake Stop Calling Our Son A Broken Condom“

Pogo

Dulhan Ki Saheli Ne Suhagrat Par Uska Haal Jaan Ne Ke Liye Use phone Kiya

Saheli: “Kya Chal Raha Hai Baby?”

Dulhan Udas Hote Hue Boli: “Yaar, Wo Mere Kareeb Aane Lage To Maine Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Hain? Tab Se Unhone Mujhe Pogo Dikhane Ke Liye Bithaya Hua Hai.“

Teri Ma Ki

Ek Tapori Ke Ghar Beta Hua Tha, Kuch Mahino Ke Baad Tapori Ki Patni Tapori Se Boli

Patni: “Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha”

Tapori: “Achha, Kya Bola?”

Patni: “Teri Maa Ki“

Wah

Chodumal Khan Saahab Bade Khushe The Aaj, Dosto Ke Puchne Pe Apni Khushi Shayari Mein Byaan Ki

Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Hamne,

Apne Pyar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Hamne,

De Kar Laalach Use Ice Cream Ka,

Andhere Mein Apna Choosa Diya Hamne

Muhavra

Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Kaha

Madam: “Aisa Muhawra Bolo Jisme 2 Body Parts Ke Nam Ate Ho, Jaise: 1-Bina Sir Pair Ki Bat Karna. 2-Hath Pair Chalana…!!”

Pappu Kuch Sochkar: “Ji, Pichwade Mein Ungli Karna“

Bluetooth Sex

Girl Hostel Ke Bahar Ek Ladka Apna Hath Jagannath Kar Raha Tha.

Chokidaar Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Ladka: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Ke Main Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Bluetooth Se Sex Kar Raha Hun“

DDT

Lady To Doctor: “Doctor An Ant Has Entered My Vagina”

Doctor Removed Lady’s Panty & Started Fucking.

Lady: “What Are You Doing?”

Doctor: “I Am Trying To Kil Ant Using Liquid D.D.T“

Gay Bacha

Jai Aur Neeraj Se To Aap Log Vakif Hi Hai, Dono Best Gay Couple Hai.

Ek Baar Unhone Bachcha Paida Karne Ka Socha.

Dono Ne Apne Sperms Ko Mix Karke Serogate Mother (Kiraye Ki Kokh) Ki Help Se Ek Bachcha Paida Karvaya.

Bachha Dekhne Jab We Hospital Pahuche To Ward Me 12 Bachche The, 11 Ro Rahe The, 1 Bachcha Hans Raha Tha.

Nurse Boli: “Ye Aapka Bachcha Hai”

Jai Ne Neeraj Ko Gale Se Lagate Hue Kaha: “Yaar Dekh Hamara Bachha Kitna Khush Hai, Is Se Sabit Ho Gaya Ki We Are The Best In The World”

Nurse Ne Ye Suna Aur Boli: “Hmm, Abhi To Ye Khush Hai, Tab Dekho Kya Hota Hai, Jab Mein Iske Pichwade Mein Se Thermo-Meter Bahar Nikalungi“

Pappu

Teacher Ne Ek Din Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha

Teacher: “Pappu Mera Doodh Nahi Peeta Hai, Is Sentence Mein Pappu Kya Hai?”

Ek Shararti Bachha Utha Aur Muskurate Hue Bola: “Madam, Pappu To Chutiya Hai, Aap Ek Mauka Hame Do“

Shaadi

Hindi Ki Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Ko Khada Kiya Aur Puchha

Madam: “Aaj Dhoom-Dham Se Meri Shaadi Hui – Is Past Tense Ko Future Tense Mein Badal Kar Batao?”

Pappu Besharmi Se Bola: “Aaj Raat Aapki Jamkar Thoka-Thukayi Hogi”

Apple A Day

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

But If The Nurse Is Cute,

Then Apple Ke Maa Ki Chut

Chodumal

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Shadi Ke Agle Roz Uske Dosto Ne Puchha

Dost: “Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shayri Ke Andaj Mein Farmaya

Haq To Yeh Hai Ke Haq Ada Na Hua

Asal Waqt Pe Hi Chodumal Ka Khada Na Hua.

Pussy

Wife Came Out From Taking A Bath, Gave A Wink To Husband And Said

Wife: “I Shaved My Pussy, You Know What That Means?”

Husband: “Yeah, The Drain Is Clogged Again“.

Apna Haath

Anuj Ko Ek Din Muth Maarte Dekh Uske Dad Ne Pakad Liya Aur Fatafat Uski Shadi Kar Di

15 Din Bad Jab Unhone Anuj Se Puchha: “Beta Ab Sab Thik To Hai Na?”

To Anuj Gusse Se Bola: “Ganta Theek Hai Daddy, Uska Hath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“

Lund De . . . .

Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se Gaana Ga Rahi Thi,

Mujhe Rang Day, Mujhe Rang Day.

Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Use Bahut Maara.

Par Kyu?

Kyunki Ladki Totli Thi

Mohallah

Adalat Mein Talaak Ka Case Chal Raha Tha

Pati Ne Judge Ko Excuse Dete Hue Bola

Pati: “Mein Sexually Apni Biwi Se Khush Nahi Hun”

Is Se Pahle Koi Bolta, Biwi Khadi Hui Aur Chilla Kar Boli

Biwi: “Haramkhor, Sara Mohalla Khush Hai, Tu Kaha Ka Nawab Hai?“

Rukoooo

Apne Boy-Friend Ke Sath Ghumne Jane Se Pahle Maan Ne Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Shiksa Deni Shuru Kar Di

Maan: “Beti Bach Ke Rahna, Agar Tumhara Boyfriend Bra Mein Haath Dalne Ki Koshish Kare To Kehna Ruko”

Beti: “Ok, Mummy”

Maan: “Agar Tumhari Panty Mein Haath Dalne Ki Koshish Kare To Kahna Mat Daalo Na”

Beti: “Samajh Gayi, Mummy”

Agle Din Jab Ladki Ghar Aayi To Uski Maan Ne Poocha,

Maan: “Kya Hua?”

Beti: “Maan, Usne Apna Ek Haath Meri Bra Mein Aur Doosra Panty Mein Daal Diya”

Maan: “To Tumne Kya Kaha?”

Beti: “Ruko Mat, Dalo Na”

Judge Ka Moo me Liya *****

Mujrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne Us Se Puchha

Judge: “Koi Akhiri Khawish?”

Mujrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold, Apple I-Phone, 100 Crore Rupaye, U.S.A Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon Trip, 6-7 Bacche Jo Aapko Nana-Nana Aur Mujhe Papa-Papa Kahe, Aur Main Unki Shaadi Karwa Doon, Uske Baad Aap Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manjoor Hoga”

Judge Zor Se Haste Hue Bola: “Muh Mein Le Le Mera Sale, Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai, Taang Do Madarchod Ko Abhi Ke Abhi“

Ship

Amreika Jaate Hue Ek Ship Ke Captain Ne Ek Bahut Hi Sundar Aurat Se Bola.

Captain: “Mere Saath Sex Karo Nahi To Main Ship Ko Dooba Doonga”

Do Din Baad Aurat Ne Apne Pati Ko Sms Kiya.

Aurat: “Darling, Mene 600 Logo Ko 2 Din Mein 17 Baar Bachaya“

Pilot

Pappu Jahaaz Mein Beth Kar Mumbai Apne Uncle Ke Yaha Jaa Raha Tha.

Flight Mein Pilot Ne Announce Kiya: “Hum Ek Ghante Mein Land Karne Wale Hain.”

Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gaya Aur Co-Pilot Se Bola: “Ab To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga, Fir Air Hostess Ko Apna Chusa Ke, Aadhe Ghante Tak Jam Ke Thukayi Karunga”

Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band Karwane Ke Liye Bhaagi, Aur  Pappu Ke Per Mein Fas Kar Gir Gayi.

Pappu Bola: “Aunty Aapko Badi Jaldi Hai, Suna Nahi Woh Pahle Chai Piyega.“

Practice

Boy-Friend Ne Jaise Hi Girl-Friend Ke Sath Sex Karna Shuru Kiya.

Ladki Chillane Lagi, Hawa Mein Hath Per Marne Lagi Aur Zor Zor Se Rone Lagi

Ladke Ke To Ye Dekh Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye, Usne Darte Hue Puchha

Ladka: “Arey Kya Kar Rahi Ho, Hum Konsa Pahli Baar Kar Rahe Hai?”

Ladki Aankh Marte Hue Boli: “Abe Tu Laga Rah Na, Main To Apni Shadi Ki Practise Kar Rahi Hun“

Pura Khandaan

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.

Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.

Dulhan: “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?“

N@hru Sex

N@hru Ji Was Fucking Victoria, On Climax, Nehru Droped Semen On Bed.

Victoria: “Ander Kyu Nahi Nikala?”

Nehru: “G**dhiji Ne Desi Maal Videsh Bhejne Ko Mana Kiya Hai“

Karcha

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,

Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”

Aunty: “Nahi”

Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“

Sun

Only A Guy Can Understand This:

“Sun Is Not The Only Thing That Rises In The Morning“

Tel Ya Thook

Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Apne Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate Hue Bola.

Dulha: “Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai To Kanjoosi Karni Padegi”

Dulhan: “To Phir Itna Sara Tel Lund Par Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi, Hamare Waha To Ye Kam Thook Laga Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha“

Suhagrat

Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Pati Patni Ke Kamre Mein Se Suni Gayi Kuch Baatein

Pati: “Ab Kaisa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?”

Patni: “Kal Raat To Hadd Hi Ho Gayi,

Uff Do Ghante,

Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gayi,

Saare Kapde Geele Ho Gaye,

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte The,

Magar Kal To Poore Do Ghante Tak Saans Hi Nahi Aayi,

Ek Ghanta Bhi Bahut Tha,

Ye Do Ghante Ka Bijli Ka Cut To Jaan Hi Nikal Leta Hai“

Paisa Bolta Hai

Ek tapori bank me gaya
Bhenchod mereko A/C kholna hai,
Lady tamiz se baat kijiye,
Man: Tamiz kee maa kee chut
Account kon kholega vo bata,
Lady manager ko complaint karne gai,
Managr : ku batamizi kar raheho ha,
Man: Batamizi kee ma ka bhosda bhadve,
meri 100 crore kee lotry lagi hai, battao account kon khokega,
Manager: arrey sir aap bhi kaha is Randi se baat kar raheho, Mai yaha kya maa chudwane baitha hun....plzz come ... sir..
Paisa bolta hai boss...

Pappu Ki Kushi

Ek Ladki ki 5 crore ki lottery nikli.
Company ne socha ekdum bataya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.

Fir Pappu ko ye kaam sompa taki ladki khushi se mar na jaye.

Pappu ne jake us Ladki ko bola:
Farz karo aapki 5 crore ki lottery nikli to kya karogi ?

Ladki: Aapke samne nangi ho jaungi.
Aap meri jitni baar chahe lena.
Main aapka lund chusungi.
Aap mere bobe chusna.
Adha inaam bhi tumhe de dungi.

Behan ka lavda Pappu hi khushi se mar gaya 

Jawan Ka Loda

1 jawan jung se 3 sal bad wpas aya ar khidki ke pas udas bet gaya.
Biwi ko sex ki ichha hui. Biwi dupata gira ke boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya.Jawaan chup.Phir kurti nikali aur boli, dek hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawaan chup.Phir salwar utari aur boli dkho hwa ne mera kya uda diya
Jawan ko gusa aya wo pant utar kar bola : dekh bomb ne mera kya uda diya:-

Sex Ki Goli

Shivani Dr. mere mukul mujse sex nahi karte .
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana.
Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. ;;)
3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di.:/
3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to beta bola-
Maa mar gayi.
Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, kaam wali bhag gayi,
Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya.
Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai X_X  , chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai
aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain  !!!!!!