Loniness

Height of loneliness. ..
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A boy updated his Whatsapp status as-

← My Valentine
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Valentine's Day

Who will enjoy valentine day the most

RIKSHAWALAS

Remote

Man in bed with his wife
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders, across her waist, under her neck, under her back, & suddenly stops.....

Wife -- y did u stop ?

Man -- Remote mil gya. Tu soja ......

Wah

"If the first Button in a Shirt is put wrong, then every Button will be wrong."

-Gafur Tailor,
Ahmedabad

Har baat Shakespeare thodi bolega !��

Arnab

Arnab: It was pleasure talking to you. 

Rahul: Yes Even I love HeroHonda Pleasure. But the fundamental issue is,  �� Why should boys have all the fun, What we need is women empowerment.
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AAP

AAP is the malware/spyware/virus/trojan that secretly installs Congress if u click on them."

Potty

Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi.
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Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha
Jab Susu Aaye To
Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai.
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Ek Din Santa Singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi
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Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha
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Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ?
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Santa:- Nahi,
Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.

PTO

​Pathan's wife got fed up with her husband and got a tattoo made on her bum ......P.T.O

Mumbai

Q: What is Mumbai's favorite game played on railway tracks?? A: Hide & Shit

RGV

Ram g verma soon gonna produce a horror movie with chutiyapanti.. naming

MERA BANGLA BHOOTIYA
MAI SABSE BADA CH%%TIYA

Last seen

Wife entered bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work. Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and............

* PHATTTAKK* slapped his face... and said; "last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago"
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Prostitute

Prostitute: wanna come ??
u wont regret, i do few specialities!!
Customer: watever u do, u cant beat wat that hooker in singapore gave to me.
Prostitute: What!! i will give u much more than that foreign bitch.
'She do a deep throat'
is this beeter than hers ?? askd the prostitute.
No!!
She do a 69, is it ??
No!!
Trying a new position, is it ??
No!!
then other n other n other
none of these ??
No !!
Finally the customer said
thats wasnt bad but thats not wat the girl from singapore gave to me.
Prostitue: Okkk, i'm beat, now tell me what she gave to you, i'l give same to you???
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Customer: DISCOUNT