Gujarati

Gujju Rocks:
We never say 'Apde mota thai gaya' we always say 'Shirt tuku thai gayu' :D
The world say: Save electricity, Save water, Save nature. But v always say Sev Puri, Sev Khaman, Sev Gathiya :p
Masala cha is our gujju version of red bull ;) 
For us, electricity never goes, only light does. 'Mummy light gayi' :p
Only we can do garba on summer of 69 ;)
Hindi hamko jara bhi nahi favta hai :p
We never go to our 'office' we go to our 'opis' :D
We keep an 'elaraam' to get up in the morning :p 
We call all types of noodles 'meggie' =D
We have a PhD in bargaining by birth ;)
We don't call ppl, we 'coal' them :>
Towel = toovaal :D
Boomer is not a chewing gum, its a 'Cheengam' :p
We eat home made theplas in a business class flight ;)
15yrs or 50ys, your parents will yet refer to you as their 'Babo' or 'Baby' :D