Sex Pe Paise

Ek Seth Bada Hi Karodpati Tha, Par Achanak Business Mein Kisi Karan Se Nuksaan Hone Se Vo Dheere Dheere Kangaal Hone Laga

Ek Din Esa Aya Ki Jab Seth Ko Laga Ki Ab Vakiye Hi Unki Haalat Bahut Khasta Hone Wali Hai To Biwi Ke Pas Gaya Aur Sir Jhuka Ke Bola.

Seth: “Golu Ki Maa, Ek Buri Khabar Hai, Ab Hum Ameer Nahi Rahe, Sab Brabaad Ho Gaya, Dhandha Chopat Ho Gaya Aur Hum Jaldi Hi Sadak Pe Ane Wale Hai”

Biwi Ne Ye Suna To Pahle Hairan Hui, Fir Sadme Mein Aa Gayi, Par Achanak Se Uske Chehre Pe Rangat Aa Gayi Aur Seth Se Boli.

Biwi: “Seth Ji, Ghabrao Mat”

Seth: “Kyu?”

Biwi Ne Uska Hath Pakda, Car Mein Bithaya Aur Ek Bahut Bade Shopping Mall Ke Bahar Le Gayi Aur Boli.

Biwi: “Seth Ji, Ye Mall Apna Hai”

Seth Ka Muh Khula Ka Khula Rah Gaya.

Biwi Fir Use Ek Bahut Bade Aalishan Bangle Mein Le Gayi Aur Boli

Biwi: “Seth Ji Ye Bangla Bhi Apna Hi Hai”

Seth To Behosh Hone Wali Halat Mein Pahunch Gaya.

Biwi Fir Use Ek Colony Mein Le Gayi Jaha Abhi Makan Ban Rahe The

Biwi: “Seth Ji, Ye Colony Bhi Apni Hi Hai”

Ab Seth Ko Heart Attack Hone Ko Hua, Aur Usne Biwi Se Puchha

Seth: “Golu Ki Maa, Ye Sab Kaise Hamara Hai, Mujhe To Kuch Bhi Samaj Mein Nahi Aa Raha?”

Biwi: “Seth Ji, Yad Karo Hum Jab Bhi Sex Karte The To Ap Har Sex Ke Bad Khush Hoke Mujhe 5000 Rupaye Dete The”

Seth: “To?”

Biwi: “Main Vo Paise Jodti Rahi Aur Ye Sab Bana Liya”

Seth Ne Ye Suna Aur Rone Lag Gaya

Biwi Ne Hairani Hote Hue Pucha: “Seth Ji, Kya Hua Aap Ek Dum Se Rone Kyu Lag Gaye”

Seth: “Golu Ki Maa, Ro Isliye Raha Hun Ki, Kash Mene Pichle 30 Saal Mein Sirf Tumhare Sath Hi Sex Kiya Hota To Aaj Ye Puri Road Aur Uske As Pas Bana Sab Hamara Hota“