Teacher

Teacher Asked boy:
Agar ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum 1 ko goli mar do to kitne baki bache?

Boy: Koi nahi, sab ud jayenge

Teacher:
Nahi, 4 , lekin tumhari soch mujhe pasand aayi....

Boy: Madam mera 1 sawal Hai.
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hai..

1 chaat kar,
1 kat kar
1 choos kar

To konsi shadi shuda Hai ?

Teacher sharmate hue:

Jo choos rahi Hai

boy:
Nahi, jis k gale main mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi !!!!:p;)