Male Organ

A Male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.


INDIA
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because they work day and night...
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)


SINGAPORE

Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say the Male Organs in Singapore are very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: Because they always want to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before
the show is over...
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)


MALAYSIA

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but are actually very soft...
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)


KUWAIT

Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Kuwait: Because they like to enter through the back door...
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)


PHILIPPINES

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth...
(Applause! Applause! Standing ovation!)


SPAIN

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like our very own
Fighting Bulls or Toros.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because they charge in every time they see an opening...
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)


USA

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because they stand up every time they see a woman.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)