Hilarious one :
Husband and wife in court discussion : the problem : who should get the custody of the child?
Wife :" your honour I brought d child into this world with pain and labour so it should be my custody "
Husband : " ur honour , if I put a coin in vendin machine and pepsi comes out. Whose pepsi it is ? Mine or machine's ??
Wife : judge sahab.. Bartan Mera.. Doodh bhi Mera ... Aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne se dahi bana to fir woh dahi kiska ?? Mera ya 2 boond daalne wale ka"
Husband : typewriter me kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski..? Typewrite ki ya meri...??
Frustated Judge : Abe saale agar tu chitthi haath se likh leta toh yeh naubat hi nai aati ... =)) =)) =))
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