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On first night both man and wife claim virginity.
Wife: if this is your first time then how you fucked
so well?
Man: if this is your 1st time then how you know I
fucked so well?

Men are raping a woman. The woman laughing
nonstop so after sometimes the men get bugged
and ask her, why she is laughing, she replies: I
have aids.

Wife bought a new transparent bra and wore in
front of her husband.
Husband: honey you look very sexy in this bra.
Wife: you know salesman was also saying same
thing.

Girl enters a sex shop.
Girl: where is the duplicate penis section?
Clerk: it's their mam.
Girl: how much for this big red one?
Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher.

Why are western guys more advanced than our
guys? Answer: they keep their minds in work and
penis in pussy, but our guys keep pussy in mind
and penis in hand.

Fate is like getting raped; if you can't fight it
learn to enjoy it. Success is like masturbation,
it's in your own hand. Education is like hiring
prostitute, it needs both money and talent.

Height of innocence: having your girl friend
naked beside you and masturbating.
Height of laziness: man having sex in train and
waiting for the train to jerk.

Most interesting T-shirt quotes of a girl. Excuse
me! My face is above.

If a married woman is called polo; the mint
with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman
called? Center fresh.

Why aunties like to have sex with youth?
Every used engine will get refreshed only when its
filled with fresh oil and it gives more mileage to
its owner.

Nurse comes in doctor room.
Doctor ask: why is your one boobs out of your
shirt?
Nurse: these medical students never keep the
things at place after use.

Height of recycling: man giving used condom 2
his son to use as a balloon and after bursting
giving to his daughter to use as hair band.

Six cans of beer 600 rs. Four pegs of whiskey
400 rs. Two taquilla shots 300rs. Driving home
with a girl who drank all this. Priceless

What will you do if you get sexy wife with
figure, with red lips, brown hair, moist boobs,
sexy waist and a penis?

Why women wear panties with printed flower?
It's a way of saying come on guys, water my
garden.

Difference between power and stamina?
Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over
his erect penis.
Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel
dries.

Boy: my age is 20 years.
Girl: my age is 20 years also.
Boy: so come to my room.
Girl: why?
Boy: To play 20-20 match.

Banta was travelling in an auto rickshaw with
his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta
shouted you are trying to see my wife, sit back. I
will drive.

Define rape: rape is not a crime; it's just a
surprise sex..

Wife: if I sleep with your most loving friend
what would be the first thought coming to your
mind?
Smart husband: that you are a lesbian.

Height of shame: You running with a full erect
male sex organ towards a wall and your nose
collide first.

A boy comes to class with broken specs.
Teacher: what happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: but how did your specs break?
Boy: she closed her legs.

An army got married first night realizes wife
having periods.
He telegram to HQ: red alert on front extend
leave.
DQ: attack from back and report.

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's
gone. Sex is like a pack of chips, one you start
you can't stop. Life is like a dick once it gets
hard, it fucks..

Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ
and asked does anyone know what this is?
Kid: ya, my dad have two.
Teacher: two?
Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush
moms teeth.

Wife in good mood rotating husbands sex organ
in bed.
Husband: you want sex?
Wife: no., just joined car driving school and
practicing gear changing.

Three ladies saw a dog fucking violently.
Dr's wife: they are enjoying life.j
Lawyer's wife: no, it's a rape.
Army officer: I think the dog has come on a
holiday.

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