Married

A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. Husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out in town and party and drink with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I am going out and will be back soon.

'Where are you going honey bunch?' asked wife.

I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

Wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door of the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries - Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

Husband didn't know what to do, the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop but at the bar U know they have

frozen glasses.'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because wife interrupted him by saying - 'You want a frozen glass puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

Husband, looking bit pale, said, 'Yesss.. Tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those reshmi kababs, that are really delicious.. I won't be long.

I'll be right back. I promise.. Okkk?

'You want reshmi kababs poochie pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different types of ready to eat kababs, chicken wings, cutlet, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey..

At the barrr... U know... There's swearing, dirty words and all that..'

'You want dirty words, you bastard??

Drink your fucking beer Bhenchod in your damn frozen mug Madarchod and eat your shitty snacks, bcoz you have got married now and you aren't going anywhere!!

Got it, Bhen ke laude?'