Little Johnny

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods.Curious, he followed
the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain
himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
'Mummy,  I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and
he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off
her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell
his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground
and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to
look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then
he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was
away on the oil rigs.'
Mummy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to just bloody well shut up and listen to
the whole story before you interrupt!