Monkey and his ass

One of the most Epic joke:
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A guy walked into a bar with a monkey.
The monkey grabbed some olives off the
... bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some
sliced limes and ate them.
He then jumped onto the pool table and
grabbed one of the balls. To everyone's
amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and
somehow swallowed it whole.
The bartender looked at the guy and
said, "Did you see what your monkey
just did?"
"No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool
table - whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied
the guy, "he eats everything in sight, don't
worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."
The guy finished his drink, paid his bill,
paid for the stuff the monkey ate and
left.
Two weeks later the guy came back and
had his monkey with him. He ordered a
drink and the monkey started running
around the bar. The monkey found a
maraschino cherry on the bar. He
grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it
out and then ate it.
Then the monkey found a peanut and
again stuck it up his butt, pulled it out
and ate it.
The bartender asked, "Did you see what
that filthy ape just did?"
"No, what?" asked the man.
"Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry
and a peanut up his arse, then he pulled
them out and ate them."
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied
the guy. "He'll eat anything, but ever
since he had to shit out that cue ball, he
measures everything first."