many

Doctor returns to his clinic after a day off and

asks his assistant Santa about his patients.

Santa: 1st patient came with headache. I gave

him Saridon.

Doctor: Good Job.

Santa: 2nd with running nose and I gave him

Coldarin.

Doctor: Good job again!

Santa: 3rd patient was a lady. She took-off her

clothes on the bed, opened her legs and said,

"Help me, I have not seen a Man for last 5

months".

Surprised Doctor,"What did you do then"?

Santa: I put Ciplox eye drops in her eyes.

Jb 2 litter pepsi Rs. 70 ki hai,

Aur

1 litter Rs. 45 

ki toh

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