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Best 1 !!! 

Babita  Jethalal ki honi chahiye , 

Kyoki Daya to ACP ke pass bhi hai

How to make decision?

First, listen to your heart....

Then, listen to ur head..

In the end,, your wife will tell you what to do!!!!😜😝😛

Newly married couple:-

 Wife:- Suno ji ab jab hum shaadi k bandhan mein bandh gaye hai to humein hamari sex lyf manage kar leni chahiye.

 Husband:- Haan bolo meri jaan.

 

 Wife:- tum jab office se aao aur mere baal bane huye dekho to iska matlab hai mein sex karne k mood mein nahi hoon. Agar mere baal halke bikhre huye aur halke bane huye hai to mein sex kar bhi sakti hu aur nahi bhi.Aur agar mere baal bigade huye hai to mein full on sex k mood mein hoon.

 Tharki pati ka dimaag kharab.

 Husband:- theek hai jaanu lekin meri bhi kuch sharte hai...

 Agar mein office se 1 peg pike aaya to mein sex k mood mein nahi hu....agar mein 2 peg pike aaya to mein sex kar bhi sakta hu aur nahi bhi.......lekin agar 3 peg pike aaya.........

 To maa chudane gaya tera hair style chudayi to hoke rahegi

Ladkiyan virgin honi chahiye,

Rand to south africa ki currency bhi hoti he.....

Naam ke piche surname honi chahiye..... Ji to biscuit piche bhi hota hai..

Girlfrnds to russian honi chayiyee 

Asian toh paints bhii hote haii..😝😎

Chaay ☕ masaaledaar honi chahiye.. Kadak toh apna grup bhi hai

Ladkiyon mein akal honi

chahiye ...Surat to Gujarat mein Bhi

hai.... 😂😂

Aasman ke taare rangeen hone chaahiye , Roshan toh hrithik bhi hai