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Ek ladki  check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.

Doctor ne uske kaprey utarwaye.

Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye

Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancer check karne ke liye.

Doctor ne sex karna shuru kar diya.

Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.

Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayi lene aayi thi mein.
8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakda jata hai.

Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakad k kehti hai :-judge sahab kya ye bacha itni chhoti lulli se rape kar sakta hai???

Bacha kehta hai: haramjadi, hila mat warna case har jaegi.
Pati Patni ne sex krne k liye code word rakha “CHALO CHEENI KHAYE”.

Ek din unka naukar unki Jawan beti ke sath SEX karte pakda gaya.

Maalik:- Abe Saale, ye kya kar rahe the?

Naukar:- Maalik, cheeni kha raha tha.

Maalik:- abe cheeni hi khani hi thi to khuli bori se kha leta. Nai bori kyu kholi.

Suhagrat Par Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Drate Hue..

Pati: “ Shadi Se Pahle Kitni Baar suhaGRaat maNAyi Hai?”

Patni: “ Ji Ek Baar Bhi Nahi ”

Pati: “ Juth Mat Bol, Mere Pas Ek Meter Hai Laga Ke Check Karu? ”

Patni: “ Ji, Ek Baar Galti Se hO gya Thha ”

Pati: “ Sach Sach Bata, Mere Pass Sach Ka Meter Hai, Lagau Kya? ”

Patni: “ Mujhe Maaf Kar Do, 10-15 Baar Karwaya”

Pati: “ Sab Sach Sach Bata De, Nahi To Meter Lagane Wala Hun”

Patni Gusse Mein Aakr: “ Aaja Bhonsdi Ke Laga Hi Le Tu Apna Meter,Jitni Baat Maine manAYi Hai Na Utne Tere Meter Mein Number bhi Nahi Honge “

Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi...

Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola

Ladka: “Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro”

Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya
Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: “Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo”

Ladki: “Kyu?, Kya Hua”

Ladka: “Dulha Aane Wala Hai“

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !!

Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !

Bramhaji ne SAB male janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko token de diye aur boley ki ek mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur apna-apna lund le jaana.. !

Shaam ke time Bandar ped pe baitha tha..

Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue kaha:
"Chod
saaley,
bhenchod ! Ab chod naa mujhe"?

Bandar kuch nahi bola.

Bandariya fir boli"Chod na Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!

Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur bola:
"Ek maheena ruk ja haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token churaya hai..."!!!

The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys:

xcuse me= sun chutiye;

stupid= abe gandu;

get out= Nikal bhosdike;

I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye;

I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;

Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;

Would u like to have this= lega laudu;

Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;

He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;

I'm sorry = maa chuda;

Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;

I 4give u! = muh mei le le;

No = ghanta;

Too small= jhaant barabar;

Too big= gaandfaadu;

Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;

We rock= maa chod di;

And finally the best one:

Dost= laude......:D :D :D