Many Many

One of d latest and best GAALI heard on surat railway platform.......

"benchod....lodo feki ne maarish ne....

to aakhu khandaan chodai jashe....
1.
Woman- Dr. abhi mujhe kuch dino tak bacha nahi chahiye.
Dr- ye le lena.
Woman- pani ke sath ya doodh ke sath?
Dr.- behen ki laudi ye condom hai, lund ke sath lena hai

2.
Bhojpuri Husbnd Suhagrat ko Apni Biwi Se Bola-
Aaj to hum tohaar Maa Chod debe.
Bhojpuri Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha ke boli "aur ee ko ka tohaar Baapu aai ke Chodi"

3.
MAN: may i KiSS u.
LADY: CONDOM Laye ho?
MAN: KiSS karne ke Liye CONDOM?
LADY: SHARiF to aise ban rahe ho, jaise KiSS ke baad KHADE Lund pe India ka FLAG TAANGOGE.

4.
Blue film Dekhte Hue Biwi Pati se Boli-
Aap Us Aadmi ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der tak kyun Nahi Kar Sakte?
PATI- Pagli wo Uski Biwi nahi hai, Tu Apni Behan se Puchh mera stamina kaisa hai!

5.
India's most versatile sound."BHENCHOD" In 8 moods:
1. ANGER:
Bhag Bhenchod
2. FRUSTRATION :
Sab chutiye he Bhenchod
3. ACCEPTANCE :
Sahi Hai Bhenchod
4. REJECTION :
Gand Mara Bhenchod.
5. FEAR :
Ab kya Hoga Bhenchod.
6. SORROW :
Bhenchod gand phat gayi..
7. SHOCK:
O Bhennnn.... Chhodd..!

And last one CELEBRATION :
PiYO BHENCHOD PIYO

6.
Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Ghoom Rahi Thi.
Ek Ko Dar Lagne Lagaa To Dusri Boli- Dar mat, Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega....!!!! :

7.
Husband- roz roz paalak ki sabzi khilati ho main tang aa gaya hun.
Wife - paalak main iron hota hai ji.
Husband- to kya meri gaand se TMT sariya nikalwayegi??

8.
Ek budha BLUE FILM dekhte hue zor se hath ko jhatakne laga
Boy-kya hua baba?
Budha-iski Maa ko chodu sala...15 sal bad lund khada hua to BHENCHOD hath sunn ho gaya

9.
Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”
Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye“

10.
EK LADKI Ka ZERO FIGURE DeKH Ke GAALIB ne arz kiya
"Na Gaand hai na seena hai"
wah! wah wah wah
"na gaand hai na seena hai"
MAA KI laudi YE KESI HASEENA hai

11.
BOYS or GIRLS k bat krne me kya fark hota hai?

Girl-yaha kya kr rahe ho
Boy-yaha kya maa chuda raha h
Girl-maine aap ko kya kaha
Boy-maine konsi teri GAAND marli
Girl-aap itni tez kyo chal rahe ho
Boy-teri GAAND me aag lagi h kya
Girl-woh teacher ki respect karta h
Boy-ye to teachrs ki GAAND me ghusa rahta h
Girl-Us ladki ka character acha nahi
Boy-ye to RAAND h
Girl-tum to bahut murakh ho
Boy-tu to LODU h
Girl-darr lag rha h
Boy-Gaand fat rhi h
Girl-maje mat lo pls
Boy-ungli mat kr bhosdi ke
Girl-aaj to ghar walo se dant padi
Boy-aaj to lode lag gaye bhenchod.