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Girlfriend: ''Can You Tell Me??
What is My Bra Size??''
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Boyfriend: ''36.....''
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Girlfriend: ''WOW!!! How do you know???
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Boyfriend: ''Yesterday I Opened it.''
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Girlfriend: ''But in my Bra, there is no Number?''
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Boyfriend: ''So what Babe..... I am an Engineer, from Load I can Calculate Area...''
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Engineer's ki jai ho!!!! 
Ladkiya 4 Cheezo ki diwani hoti hai 1) Make up 2) Mobile 3) Shopping
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Niche dekh
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abey ghochu apne niche dekh 
Ek Sadhu se ek bhakt ne Pucha-

Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Kyu Bethtey Ho ?
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Sadhu Ne Bahut Khubsurat Jawab Diya-
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"Tujhe Koi Taqleef Hai madarchod ?
Teacher: what is your best friends  name.
Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary.
teacher: its very long, any short name. . .
Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Chod.
GHATAK MESSAGE:-

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se: Kabhi tumne BOOBS se dudh piya hai???

Ladka (sharmate hue): Nahi...

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  Ladki:
To bachpan me kya BAAP KA LUND
chus ke bada hua hai
bhenchod.?! 
Ek Kisaan 1 murga leke aaya. Us murge ne aate hi 150 murgiyo ko chod diya.

Ye dekh kar kishan bahut khush hua. Sham tak us murge ne sari batakho (duck)or Baki janwaro ko b chod diya,

ye dekhkar kishan kuch pareshan hua. Agle din jab subah hui to murga khet me mara pda tha

or upar giddh mandra rhe the. Use dekhkar Kishan bola, "mar gaya bhosdi k,

harkate b to teri aisi thi" tabhi murge ne ek aankh kholi or bola "chup madarchod ,
Acting kar raha hu bhenchod,
inme se ek ko niche to aane de ,
Fir dekh kaisi gaand marta hu inki" )

Has kya rahe ho ,saalo
Murga bilkul tum par gaya hai