Many

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Juvaan ni mistake che. Buddhi bhes.
Baba bhosdiwale Kahte hai ki-

"Machhi aur ladki khud pakad k khao toh hi asli maza hai,

Lund aur kanoon kabhi haath me na lo,

Naukri aur Goti pe kabhi laat na maaro,

Lohe par hathoda aur chut par lauda tabhi maaro jab woh garam ho,

Kismat ki karni, chut ki garmi aur lund ki besharmi nahi rukti,

Aur sambhaal ke sex karo Qki,
bandook se nikla foulad aur chut se nikli aulad kabhi wapis nahi jaati."
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Ekdum kadak!! -

Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude...

Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo,
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..

Has mat forward kar market me naya hai....��
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Most creative gaali ...
 "Abe lund pe ghungroo bandhke teri aisi gaand marunga,
ki Padosi confuse ho jayege ke 'Kirtan' ho raha hai ya 'Mujra'..."
��Ek number joke

In the interview of heroines, every heroine was asked ~
" Which vada do you like ???.. "

Madhuri Dixit - Pav Vada

Kajol - Mendhu Vada

Shridevi -Idali Vada

Kareena Kapoor - Rasam Vada .

Priyanka chopra- batata vada...

Sunny leone - laVADA
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Hasomat market me naya h aage forward karo