Many

Lux Or Dove Se Nahakar Kya Karna Hai

ek din To Sabhi Ko Mrna Hai

Ek-Ek pal Khushi Se Jilo Yaro

Agle Janam Me Phir Johnson Baby Se Shuru Karna Hai... 
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Yashomati Mom Se
Talking Nandlala,
Radha Q Fair,
I m Q Kala,
Boli Smiling Maiya:
Listen mere lala,
....Wo City Ki item
Tu Village Ka Gwala
Thats why U Kala...
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Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. 

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Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Conductor: 24 hours.

Aadmi: Wo kaise?

Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”.! ����

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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home �� too, But Goddess Durga sits o the lion there! Lux Or Dove Se Nahakar Kya Karna Hai

ek din To Sabhi Ko Mrna Hai

Ek-Ek pal Khushi Se Jilo Yaro

Agle Janam Me Phir Johnson Baby Se Shuru Karna Hai... 

Yashomati Mom Se
Talking Nandlala,
Radha Q Fair,
I m Q Kala,
Boli Smiling Maiya:
Listen mere lala,
....Wo City Ki item
Tu Village Ka Gwala
Thats why U Kala...
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Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. 

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Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Conductor: 24 hours.

Aadmi: Wo kaise?

Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”.! ����

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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home �� too, But Goddess Durga sits o the lion there!