Marriages

Some global opinions on marriages..

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Mike Tyson

The great question which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want?
- George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!
- Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Shaquille O'Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..
- Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
- David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
- Tommy Leep