Aap chutiye hai is back =)). 1.Agar aap Black Goggles, pistol aur fuddu se Coat mein apna DP set karte hai to aap cool nahi @aapchutiyehain. 2.Mall ke andar shades pehen kar ghoomne wale, jo apne aap aapko dude samajhte hain...krupa dhyan de... Aap dude nahi @AapChutiyeHain. 3.Dear daru pi ke har jagah ulti karne wale "experienced" drinker, everybody at the party knows @AapChutiyeHain. 4.Agar aap apni crush se uske paanch baar please bolne pe rakhi bandhwane ko tayyar ho jaate hain, toh kasam Rakhi Sawant ki, #AapChutiyeHain. 5.Apne b'day pe party nhi dene wale dost, agar aaj mere b'day pe party mangte h to ,aapke b'day cake pe bhi yahi likha hoga. @aapchutiyehain. 6. Agar apko lagta hai ki Office Mail mein 'as soon as possible' likhne se kaam jaldi ho jaayega, toh MS Outlook ki kasam @AapChutiyeHain. 7.Agar aap GYM ke liye 40k 'upfront' dete hain or 1st floor ke liye bhi lift ka upyog kartey hain toh #AdnaanSaami bhi kahega @AapChutiyeHain. 8.Agar aap bhari hui Mumbai local mein ipad nikaal ke temple run khelne khade ho jaate hein toh Steve jobs bhi kahega @AapChutiyeHain. 9.Agar ap apni splendour ka silencer nikalwa ke sochte hai ab wo sports bike type lagegi toh mechanic bhi kahega @AapChutiyeHain.
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