Gf vs Bf

GF: I love you baby..
BF: (softly) i love you too..

GF: Aise kyun bola..??
BF: Bas thoda mood off tha..

GF: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..
Bf: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..

GF: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
BF: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas..

GF: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has k pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??
BF: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?

GF: Aaj sab clear hoga!!
BF: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..??

GF: (khud confused) Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to me kya bolun..!!
BF: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe upset ho?? Batao!!

GF: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai!!
BF: Mere saath to tum ho!!

GF: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!!
BF: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, ye to bata do..

GF: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..
BF: Ye baat kahan se aayi?..

GF: i want to break up..
BF: Hmmmm ok?..

GF: (gone crazy) Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
BF: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..

GF: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, me khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..
BF: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti to bata do..

GF: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab me chali jaungi..
BF: Acha, to me wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..

GF: Tum serious kab hoge..??
BF: Ab kya hospital me admit ho jaun serious hone k liye?..

GF: Go to hell..!!
BF: Dont call me again?..

AFTER 3 HOURS..

GF: Tumhe pata hai na me tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love you my baby..
BF: (Sab bhool kar) Acha, i love you tooo

GF: Itna sad kyun sound kara..??

AND THE MAHABHARAT STARTS AGAIN..!!