Stress Reliever

Too good to relieve some stress

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently
"Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your own sister"

2. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand,
His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment…..
. . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

3. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

4. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

5. Dada (Grand Father) : Beta ja paani le aa.
Pota (Grand Son) : Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun
2nd Pota (Second grand son) : Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ... .. .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.

6. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ?
Aaka : Mere account me jaldi se 100 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do.
Jinn : Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

7. Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhy.
Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai.
Aadmi: lo kar lo baaat, ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.

8. A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil, Man puts fish back in to river.
Fish comes up and shout "Mulayam zindabaad

9. Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya
Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?
Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother

10. Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur.
Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere bhi le le, Kalia ke bhi le le, Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le aur DURGA MATA ban ja.

11. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. ...
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota......
“AAj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota”