Tax

To: All Male Indian Citizens
From: Income Tax Department Service Center
RE: Notice of increase in tax payments

The only thing that the Income Tax Department has not taxed yet is your Penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1, 2010 your penis will be taxed according to size.

The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax - 30000
8 - 10 Pole Tax 25000
5 - 8 Privilege Tax 15000
4 - 5 Nuisance Tax 1000

Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return.

NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
AND PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Sincerely
Chief Penis checker
Income Tax Department