2 Jokes

ABCD TO SABHI KO AATI HOGI.. AGGAR AATI BHI HOGI TOH AISI SHAYAD HI AATI HOGI 
A- Antiquity 
B- Black Label 
C- Chivas Regal 
D- Directors Special 
E- Eight PM 
F- Fuel/Fosters 
G-Green Label 
H- Haywards 
I- Imperial Blue 
J-Johny Walker 
K-Kingfisher 
L- Löndon Pilsner 
M- McDowell No 1 
N- Napolean Rum 
O- Old Monk. 
P- Peter Scott 
R- Royal Stag 
S- Signature 
T- Tequilla 
U- Urrack 
V- Vat 69 
W- White Mischief 
X- XXX Rum 
Y- Yankey 
Z- Zingaro 

Cheers n Enjoy  
2 girls chatting..
1st: Kal raat main apne boyfriend k sath Date pe gai thi. Kal
bohot hi Suhani Raat thi.
2nd: really? Wow. Kya hua waha?..
1st: Wo mujhe apne apartment me Le gaya. Usne mujhe pyar se
kiss kia aur halke Nazuk haatho se mere red top ka pehla button
khola Jo Maine Pantaloons se  kharida tha.
2nd: Wow tune naya Top kharida?..
1st: Haan... waha sale lagi hai, Maine to jeans bi kharidi.
2nd: Kya waha abi bi Sale lagi hai?..
1st: Haa...Chal Shopping ke liye chalte hain phir....
                                    Kitne expectation se story padh rahe the.Ladies hai
bhai....hamesha topic change hota rehta hai....
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