Many

Wife: Tumne shadi se pehle kyon nahin bataya ke tumhari Rani naam ki ek wife pehle se he hai?

Husband: Maine bataya to tha ki tumhe Rani ki tarah rakhoonga...

wife shocks...Husband Rocks

Judge  to  Prostitute  : "So when did you realize you were raped?''

Prostitute : "When the cheque bounced...

What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?"
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A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:
Punch Of D Day ....
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Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife's..!!!
Your Problem ... !!! 

An HR guy got married ...

On the first night of their honeymoon,
seeing her nude,
he says furiously :
"Tumne dhoka kiya !!
You have cheated me” !

The astounded but smart bride asks :
Kaise ?
How have I cheated you ?

The HR shouts :
Your Boobs are so small….

I definitely remember noticed their size when
I met you at the engagement ...
they appeared to be much bigger ...

The hitech bride replies,
"Honey,
what you saw and agreed upon was the
CTC Package .... & this is what you get in hand..!!