Many

We know
They r fine but
We call & ask
Abhe Kaisa Hai?

We know
This can't happen but
We say
Bhul gaya na Muje?

We know
They can't go
Without us but
We say
Mere liye rukna

We know
They will share
Everything
With us but
We say
Muje nahi
Batayega?

We know
They r with us in
Every Problem but
We ask
Mera Sath
Dega na?

We know
It's impossible to
Survive
Without them but
We say
Muje Tujse
Bat nahi karni

Friends r
Best Part of
Life
Dedicated to
my Friends.
Send to all ur best friends...
Ek Ladka GUTTER Me Gir Gaya..
Tabi 1 Ladki Ki Awaaz Aayi.
SURF EXCEL HE NA "DAAG ACHE HE"
Boy:-Teri Maa ki Chut
DAAG ITNE HI ACHE HE TO NICHE
Whisper Q Lagati He.
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BHAKT-'Baba Chut or Chutiye me kya antar hai?
BABA-'Jo aadmi ko pagal kar de use chut kehte hai,
Aur Jo chut ke piche pagal ho jaye use Chutiye.
*****

2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.
Bahar aake 1 boli:Chal ab kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..
Qki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi nahi hogi..
*****

A Journalist to Osho:
Do U know wat all men & women r Doing in your Ashram?
Osho:Mere ko kya?
Journalist:lekin ye to Apka Ashram Hai.
Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya!

*****

Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo..
Dr.- kyun.?
Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai,
Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina,
Kamwali ka teesra mahina.
Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki,
Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.?
Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS padh raha hai.!
*****

Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao?
Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao.
Girl- Tum mujhe chodne wale ho?
Swami- Dekha, Dikhne laga na bhavishya.
*****

Adhyatmic Sex:
SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?
"Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,
to wo hai SUKH..
Or
Jo mile.. Use thokna pade
Wo hai SANTOSH.
*****

Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?
Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.
*****

Pareshan biwi, ek raat uthkar JAN GAN MAN gane lagi.
Pati- Ye kya kar rahi ho?
Biwi- Ek aakhri koshish kar rahi hoon, iss par to pura Bharat khada ho jata hai.!

*****

Jinke ankhon me asoo aur hoto pe hasi hogi,
Jinke ankhon me asoo aur hoto pe hasi hogi,

Wah wah

to samajh lena uski GOTI Zip me fasi hogi..
*****

Salesman:Sir, main us retailer ke paas nahi jaunga, 15-20 baar gaya par maal nahi leta.
Boss:Q be, agar BV bacha nahi degi to kya chodna chhod dega?������������
Call girl ke birthday par saheli ne sms kiya:
har adami tere nange badan pe barse,
tere jevan mein aaye itne customer,
ke tu pura sal bra-panty pehnne ko tarse.
 Nazar jub tum se milti hai main
khud ko bhool jata hoon,
 Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai,
main khud ko bhool jata hon,
 Tumhain milne se pehle main
bohut sajta sanwarta hon,
Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main
khud ko bhool jata hon,
 Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi
naam likhta hon,
 Magar kuch tum jo likhti ho main
khud ko bhool jata hon,
 Main aksar yehi kehta hon, main
tum say pyar karta hon,
 Magar jub tum yeh kehti ho
main duniya bhool jata hu...