Once a man in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a hotel...
He sat down and noticed 4 buttons
- WW, WA, PP and APR.
Curious!
He pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER.
He loved it so much!
He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it...
He pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered...
He decided to press the last button APR...
He later woke up in da hospital.
A Nurse smiled and said,
"Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
So when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for balls.
Your balls are in this jar."
MORAL:
CURIOUSITY kills
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