Monday, 28 October 2013

Cock

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.. 

Lady  Next To Him-
What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher..

Man- I'm Celebrating.

Lady- Me too.

Man- Wat A Coincidence.
Why are you Celebrating?

Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby..
Today I'm Pregnant.

Man- Wat A CoIncidence
I Am A Farmer
From 4 Yrs My Hens Were Infertile,
Today All Laying Eggs

Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock ��.

Lady SMILED ,
& Said
WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!

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