Saturday, 12 October 2013

Many Che

Arz karta hun bhenchod :

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte

hai,

fati chut ko bekar kehte hain,

Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat

nahi hota,

kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne

ko bhi pyar kehte Hai..

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Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara

nazar aaya,

unki gali se guzre, to chaubara

nazar aaya,

uski Maa bahar aa k boli-

gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo

dobara nazar aya..

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Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya

Humne,

Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya

Humne.

De kar Lalach Use

'ICE-CREAM' Ka,

Andhere Me Apna "LUND"

chusa Diya Humne...

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Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,

Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,

MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai

mere dost...

Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi

milti....!

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Kutumminar ko dekhker galib ka

dimag dauda.

Kutumminar ko dekhker galib ka

dimag dauda

Aasmaan ko chodne chala dharti

ka loda...

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Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,

Dena Hai lund Daan Me,

"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT

Dhyaan Mei?

Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka

Ghoot Bhi pee lenge

Teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge

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Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob

daba diye.

zara gour farmaiye.

dilbar k hamne pyar se jo boob

daba diye.

Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke

humare GOTE suja diye.

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SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE

HAI,

KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE

BAITHE HAI,

UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,

GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE

WALI HAI,

AUR WO DOPAHAR SE HI

CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE Hai.

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Gaalib Ne Arz Kiya:

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo

Kehte Hai Ki

Choot Per Baal Hai..

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo

Kehte Hai Ki

Choot Per Baal Hai..

Arey..

Yeh Toh Laude Ko

Fasane Ke Liye

Bichhaya Huwa

Jaal Hain..!

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Arz hai

Har ek LuND Pe Likha Hai

ek CHUT Ka Nam!

Wah!Wah!

pehle sun to le lawde

Har 1 LuND Pe Likha H

1 CHUT Ka Nam!

To Fir Q nhi dete Ho Hatho Ko

aram?

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Door goan me ek basti thi jaha

pe randia sasti thi.

unki gand me itni masti thi

jaha dalo hasti thi.

magar aap kyu haste ho usi goan

ke lagte ho

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chodan chodan kare sabhi

chod sake na koye

jab chodne ki bari ayi

land khada na hoye

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Pesh-e-khidmat ek gazal...

Kal chodne ki raat thi,

Sab ne kia apna khada,

Kuchh ne kaha...

mera bada,

Kuchh ne kaha...

uska bada

Hum b wahin maujood the

Hum chup rahe,

Bas hans diye,

Jab hum ne

kiya apna khada

Sab ne kaha:

Oye BEHENCHOD

ITNA BADA...ITNA BADA..

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Na Chodo kisi ko itna

ke Uski Choot Tumhari kamjori

Ban Jaye.

Usey Chodo kuchh Iss Tarah

ke Tumhra Lund Uske Liye Zaruri

Ban Jaye..!

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