Diwali

A mom asked her elder kid to explain diwali to his bro ..
.
He replied:
"So luk, this dude Ram had,
like a big kingdom,
& people liked him
but like his step mom or sumthin,
was kinda bitch and she forcd her hubby
to send this Ram to sum jungle or sumthin..
Coz he was goin for 14yrs,
So his wife n bro got along..(U knw just 2 chill)
Bt dude forest was real scary shit..
Was full of devils  n things like dat,
bt dis dude killed thm wid arrows..
Bt den sum bad gangsta- Ravan
pickd up his babe sita..
Dis Dude Ram n his bro got pissd off..
So dey got an army of monkeys..
dnt ask hw...
Attackd Ravan
got d babe n returnd home..
People thot atleast dey deserv sumthn
Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff to party...
So they lit lamps..
N this is how it all started..

MOM FAINTED 