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Gubbarewala: gubbare lega aaj 1 special offer hai!

Bacha: kya hai?

Gubbarewala: 1 gubbara lo toh 1 aur gubbara free..

Bacha: hmmm.. 1 kitne ka diya?

Gubbarewala: 10 ka 1

Bacha: lekin mere paas sirf 5 rs hai..

Gubbarewala: hmmmmm…

Bacha: hmmmm???

Gubbarewala: are main soch raha hun..

Bacha: kya soch rahe ho?

Gubbarewala: yahi ki kya karu?

Bacha: aap 1 kaam karo, 10 ka 1 baloon hai, aur aaj special offer hai, iska matlab 1 baloon pe 1 baloon free.. Toh 1 baloon 5 ka hua.. Toh aap mujhe sirf 1 baloon dena..

Gubbarewala: are tu toh hoshiyaar nikla

Bacha: haa, mummy mujhe baadaam khilati hai..

Gubbarewala: hmmmm

Bacha: hmmmm

Gubbarewala: Hmmmm

Bacha: mujhe bore horaha hai main ghar jaaraha hun

Gubbarewala: gubarre nahi loge?

Bacha: are main toh bhool hi gaya

Gubbarewala: koi baat nahi bade shehro mein choti galtiya hoti rehti hai

Bacha: hmmm

Gubbarewala: hmmmm

Bacha: ye lo 5 rs

Gubbarewala: ye loh gubbaaraa

Bacha: thank you!

Gubbarewala: your welcome

Bacha: mention not

Gubbarewala: mention kya hai?

Bacha: mention matlab men-shi-yun

Gubbarewala: ooooooooooh!

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: tu toh hosiyaar hai..

Bacha: hmmm.. Thank u

Gubbarewala: welcome

Bacha: mention not..

Gubbarewala: hmmm

Bacha: wwwwH

Gubbarewala: abh "wwwwH" kya hai??

Bacha: are "wwwwH ko upside down padege toh Hmmm hota hai

Gubbarewala: ooooooooooh!

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: mast be

Bacha: yeaahhhhh..

Gubbarewala: wwwwH

Bacha: wwwwwH

Gubbarewala: wwwwwH

Bacha: chal bore mat kar main kal aaunga…

Gubbarewala: okay

Bacha: kk

Gubbarewala: K+K = kk

Bacha: tum ko maths aata hai?

Gubbarewala: haaa

Bacha: coool

Gubbarewala: thank u

Bacha: chal bore mat kar nikal raha hun

Gubbarewala: bye

Bacha: tata

Gubbarewala: tum ghar gaye thay waapis kyun aaye?

Bacha:  ye tune fata hua baloon diya.

Gubbarewala : Mutual Funds are subject to market risk Please read the offer document carefully before investing.

Bacha: hmmm

Gubbarewala : Hmmmm

Baccha: gubbare kaise diye?

Gubbarewala: phulake..

Bachha: oh hmm

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I alone cant take d torture pass it to all others too!!.