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Best Advice To Women By A Skin Specialist:
"Always Go Out Without Bra !
Nobody Will Notice The Wrinkles On
Your Face And dark circles...
Under Your Eyes!"...
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You can't beat this

Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ?
Santa: Obviously Moon..
Teacher: How
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !
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Shortest joke !
Dr: How's your headache?
Patient: She is fine!;)
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Maid while cleaning bed, finds a condom..
She asks: "memsaab, ye kya hai??"
Memsaab: "tumhaare gaaon me sex nahi karte kya??"
Maid: " karte hai par itna bhi nahi karte ki mard ki khaal utar jaaye.."
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Wife: Har Sunday Tum Fishing K Liye Jatey Ho Naa?
Husband: Haan-Haan Toh?
Wife: Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi..
Keh Rhi Thi Ki Woh Maa Banne Wali hai! :n

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Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha..
Upar se 1 aurat boli: Dikhta nahi hai diwar hai..
Santa bola: Thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.
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There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
One is Alcohol..!
The rest is 69...!
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What is the URDU word for a TOPLESS WOMAN Showing her BREAST..?
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Socho..?
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Socho.
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KHUL - E - AAM..!!
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"Memsaab, mai Pregnant hu"
"Are wah chhamiya,Apna khayaal rakhna!"
Ji memsaab, Aap bhi apna khayal rakhna! Saab ka Nasbandi ka operation fail ho gaya hai"
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Sign outside a silicon breast implant clinic: 
We rearrange alphabets...
"LEMONS"
into
"MELONS" .
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LADY to Baba:-
mere pati roz aadhi raat ko kahin chale jate hain, aur subah tak vapas nahi aate.
Baba: Sundari..! Ye
"Samasya" hai yaa... "Amantran"..?
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PRINICIPAL: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara Tameez Sikhao aap!
PARENT: Kya Hua Sir?
PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai: "Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila"
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