So Many

Nipple Nipple Little Star
Can I fuck U in My Car 
Up above Ur Boobs So High
Always milky Never dry
Let Me Press it 
Don't feel Shy 
Open Ur Panty 
Let Me Try 
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Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin 
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!

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Saala aaj tak samajh ni aaya
Ek poora din Shoes aur Socks pehno to pair gore ho jaate
.. par sala janam se chaddi pehni lekin,
USTAAD kaale ke kaale..

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Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?”
Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“

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Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have lots of sex n thrill
Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal,
And Jill came down Shouting
i-pill i-pill

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..
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Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..
& P@nty, Total Silence????.
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Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand
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New Ones
Adult Questions & Answers:
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Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward....
Forward... Stop and eject.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.
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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag
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7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.
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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"
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Secret of long life...
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..
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------------JALDI forward karo market me naya hai