Aashquie

For all fuckd up aashiqss.......Arz kiya hai: Jis din un se dil laga bethe, Tanhai me sukun ki maa chuda bethe, Wo to so gyi bhenchod kisi or k bistarpe or hum apni hi jhato me aag laga bethe ! Pyar karna hai to nirma powder waali se karo.. Pyar karna hai to nirma powder waali se karo.. Kyu ki wo kehti hai Pehle istemal karo phir vishwash karo ! True luv is when a Boy asks d girl 4 a kiss & Girl simply closes her eyes & allows d boy to kiss on her lips, But d boy kisses on d forehead & says I hv a whole life 2 Do dat.. Bhai log, Yeh sab Chutiyapa hai. Jidhar bhi mauka mile mission poora kardena. Just remember 'The 1 who hesitates..... Later masturbates'.....issued in public interest😃
Kisi buzurg MaDaRcHoD ne sahi kaha hai Ladki ko Lavde pe bithao to tumse dil laga legi Aur agar Ladki ko dil me bithao to woh tumhare Lavde laga degi..😂
Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat, Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat, Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat, Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai, Daal Chutiye ghabra mat🙈🙉🙊