Aslam

Tie between anand nd pune
New Joke - 1 bar ind-pak me jhgda ho gaya to bich me ek diwal bana di,

Thode din baad ind k army vale bor ho gae to 1 ne kaha chalo aj pak valo ki gand marte he,

to usne diwal pr chad k awaz lagai: "aslam kon he?"

Pak: "main"

Ind: "Teri ma ka bhosda"

Agle din phir se usne aawaz lagai "aslam kon he?"

Pak: "main"

Ind:teri bhen ka bhosda.
.aisa 4,5 din tk chala to pak vale bole izzat ki ma chud gai he ku6 krna pdega.


agle din pak: "suresh kon he?"

Ind me se koi nai bola

pak vale bole izzat ka sawal he to unne 4,5 din tk aisa kiya pr ind me se koi nai bola to pak vale beth gae,

nxt day ind: "suresh ko kon bula raha tha?"

Pak: "main"

Ind: "Teri ma ka bhosda";)