Laughter

Zabardast hai👇DIE LAUGHING😂😂😂

1.
Woman- Dr. abhi mujhe kuch dino tak bacha nahi chahiye.
Dr- ye le lena.
Woman- pani ke sath ya doodh ke sath?
Dr.- behen ki laudi ye condom hai, lund ke sath lena hai

2.
Bhojpuri Husbnd Suhagrat ko Apni Biwi Se Bola-
Aaj to hum tohaar Maa Chod debe.
Bhojpuri Biwi Apna Ghagra Utha ke boli "aur ee ko ka tohaar Baapu aai ke Chodi"

3.
MAN:may i KiSS u.
LADY:CONDOM Laye ho?
MAN:KiSS karne ke Liye CONDOM?
LADY:sHARiF to aise ban rahe ho, jaise KiSS ke baad KHADE Lund pe meri PANTY TAANGOGE.

4.
Blue film Dekhte Hue Biwi Pati se Boli-
Aap Us Aadmi ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der tak kyun Nahi Kar Sakte?
PATI-Pagli wo Uski Biwi nahi hai,
Or Tu Apni Behan se Puchh.

5.
India's most versatile sound."BHENCHOD" In 8 moods:
1. ANGER:
Bhag Bhenchod
2. FRUSTRATION :
Sab chutiye he Bhenchod
3. ACCEPTANCE :
Sahi Hai Bhenchod
4. REJECTION :
Gand Mara Bhenchod.
5. FEAR :
Ab kya Hoga Bhenchod.
6. SORROW :
Bhenchod gand phat gayi..
7. SHOCK:
O Bhennnn.... Chhodd..!

And last one CELEBRATION :
PiYO BHENCHOD PIYO

6.
Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Ghoom Rahi Thi.
Ek Ko Dar Lagne Lagaa To Dusri Boli- Dar mat, Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega....!!!! :

7.
Husband- roz roz paalak ki sabzi khilati ho main tang aa gaya hun.
Wife - paalak main iron hota hai ji.
Husband- to kya meri gaand se TMT sariya nikalwayegi??

8.
Ek budha BLUE FILM dekhte hue zor se hath ko jhatakne laga
Boy-kya hua baba?
Budha-iski Maa ko chodu sala...15 sal bad lund khada hua to BHENCHOD hath sunn ho gaya

9.
Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees”
Munni Sharmate Hue: “Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye“

10.
EK LADKI Ka ZERO FIGURE DeKH Ke GAALIB ne arz kiya
"Na Gaand hai na seena hai"
wah! wah wah wah
"na gaand hai na seena hai"
MAA KI laudi YE KESI HASEENA hai