Many Jokes

BOY-I Love u my jaan,cum in my life & stay in my heart...

GIRL-sandal nikalu kya.

BOY-Hat pagli mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hain, Bindaas pehan kar aaja......;)👡👠👢😜
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai...

Mil jaaye chodney ko, to inkar kis ko hai...

Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mei dost,

Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai...
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Tufaano mei chhatri nahi kholi jaati

Bra se pehle panty nahi kholi jaati

Viagra khana shuru kar pyaare

Kyunki zubaan aur Ungli se ladki nahi chodi jaati!!
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Shayar surma bhopali-

Arz hai..

Us ne honton Se chuu kar lowde pe Nasha kar diya!.

Lund ki baat to aur thi Yaron us Ne to jhaton ko bhi khada kar diya.
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Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,

unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,

uski Maa bahar aa k boli-
gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya..
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Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,

Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne.

De kar Lalach Use 'ICE-CREAM' Ka,

Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne...
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Kutumminar ko dekhker sardar ka dimag dauda.
Kutumminar ko dekhker sardar ka dimag dauda
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aasmaan ko chodne chala dhrti ka loda...
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Dena Hai Lund Daan Me,

Dena Hai lund Daan Me,

"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT Dhyaan Mei?

Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka Ghoot Bhi pee lenge

teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge
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Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo bobe daba diye.

zara gour farmaiye.

dilbar k hamne pyar se jo bobe daba diye.

Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.
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SHHAM DIYO SE SAJAYE BAITHE HAI,

KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE BAITHE HAI,

UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,

GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE WALI HAI,

AUR WO DOPAHAR SE HI CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE Hai.
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Gaalib Ne Arz Kiya:

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..

Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hai Ki
Choot Per Baal Hai..

Arey..
Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hain..!
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