Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Best Ones

▶Lord ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi....
Most men have one.... Ziddi...

▶National food of India ---- “KASAM”
Sab khate hain....

▶"If the loser smiles after losing the game , the winner loses the thrill of his victory"!!
Thats the power of Smile !!

▶Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman......
Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Man..!!

▶'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! 'Jealousy'... You have to Earn it....!

▶Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ....
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch .... It'll move on its own !!

▶Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi Lagti Hai..

▶Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth !
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless in marriages !

▶Santa k sir se khoon nikal rha tha.
Dr - Ye kaise hua?
Santa - Main hath se diwar tod raha tha, kisi ne kaha Paji kabhi khopdi ka bhi istemal kar lia karo...

▶Getting Bored??? Need sum adventure in life?
Go to a stranger's wedding and scream.... 'Don't marry dear.... ' I still love you'!!!

▶Insaan sub se zyada Mafi kis k samane mangta hai ??
Guess, guess ! ! ¡ !
Bihkari k samne ---- "Maaf karo Baba"

▶One economical thought: 'D best line wich helps 2 save money wen going on dinner wid ur gf- . . . "bol kya khayegi MOTI..?

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