Guptaji

Santa Punjab National Bank ki Pahaadganj branch mein kaam karta thha...

Sabhi us se bahot dukhi thhe kyunki wo sabse shart laga ke har mahine bahot paise jeet jaata thha...

Manager sharma ne usko transfer karwa diya... connaught place branch mein....

C.P branch ka manager Gupta bahot sakht aadmi thha...

Santa pehle din bank pahuncha to Gupta ne usko bula ke kaha 'Santa! Main bahot kadak aadmi hoon... mujhe apne bank mein koi badtameezi nahin chaahiye...samjhe'?

Santa: Samajh gaya sir! Lekin aapki bavaaseer ab kaisi hai?

Gupta (shocked): bavaseer???

Santa: Haan sir! Bavaseer...Piles.... ab theek hai na?

Gupta: Bhosdi ke! Paagal ho gaya hai kya? Mujhe koi bavaseer nahin hai...

Santa: Kya baat kar rahe ho sir! Aapko bavaseer hai... 100%

Gupta: Lodu! Gaand meri hai.... mujhe sab pata hai... mujhe koi bavaseer nahin hai....

Santa: Lag gayi shart.... Main prove kar sakta hoon ki aapko bavaseer hai...

Gupta: Kaise?

Santa: Dekhiye sir! Main aapki gaand mein ungli daal ke baahar nikaaloonga... agar to ungli pe khoon laga to iska matlab aapko bavaseer hai aur agar nahin laga to.... no...

Gupta ne Santa se 100-100 rupay ki shart laga li...

Santa ne gupta ki gaand mein ungli daali....lekin.... koi khoon nahin nikla....

SANTA SHART HAAR GAYA.....

Usne Gupta ko 100 ka note diya aur chala gaya...

Gupta ne uske jaane ke baad Sharma ko phone kiya aur kaha, 'Sharma! Tere Sante ki gaand faad di... 100 rupay jeet gaya main'

Sharma: Kya hua sir?

Gupta ne usko poori baat bataayi...

Sharma: Jaate jaate wo hum sabki maa chod gaya....

Gupta: Wo kaise?

Sharma: Maa ka loda hum se 20,000 ki shart laga ke gaya thha ki JAATE HI MANAGER KI GAAND MEIN UNGLI DAALOONGA.....