Many

Murgi 🐓 anda 🐣 deti hai &
cow 🐂 doodh 🍼 deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai
socho...
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nahi pata?
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Ans - DUKANDAR 👴
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Intiligent 😎 hoon,

par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !

😈😄😜😂
👍👍👍 Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?

Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.:)
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Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"

Husband: "Lund".

Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."
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Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
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Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.

Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni hau Maa.
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie
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Viagra ki 5 goli khakar 2 ghante tak girlfriend ke saath sex karne ke baad...

Santa bola: "Ab tum 3 ghante mujhe dekh nahi paogi"

GF: "Kyun? Kahin ja rahe ho kya?"

Santa: "Nahi janu, Ab palat jao".
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Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha:
Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo...!!
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