Long One

🔞Duniya ke 16 Sach☀🔞

1. Insaan ka lund aur sarkari kaam hamesha latakta rehta hai

2. Chut aur doodh ke fatne par hamesha aurat chillati hai

3. Saap aur gand, jaha bhi mile, maar do

4. Maut aur tatti kisi ko puch ke nahi aati

5. Garib aur boobs🌑🌑 hamesha dabte heai

6. Nai dulhan 👰aur nai gadi 🚙🚗🚕kisi dost ko do to thok ke hi deta hai

7. Musibat aur lund kabi bhi khade 👆ho sakte hai

8. Bra 👙aur kismat kabhi bhi khul sakti hai

9. Samudar aur chut ko napa nahi ja sakta

10. Chut or daru🍺🍻 kabhi bhi juthe nahi hote

11. Nayi chut or bhoot 👻kismat walo ko hi dikhte hai

12. Ladki 🙋aur audio cassete 📼ki dono side bajani chahiye

13. Lund or paani💦💧 apna rasta khud banate hai

14. Gaand or doodh fatne ki aawaz nahi aati

15. Sex or tax aadmi ko pagal bana dete hai

16. Raand or police🚓🚓 par kabhi bharosa mat karna

Samaj gaye?... Ab sab ko bhejo

™T

Girlfriend aisi honi chaiye ki uski god mein sar rakho to uska chehra nazar na aaye.

Jisko samajh aaya wo forward kare baki sare Pogo dekhe.

Ghor Kalyug:

A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop

Girl  : -Ghar pe ma - behen nahi he kya?

Boy : No!

Girl : To Ghar le chal na pagal,Yaha TimePaas Q kar raha hai... 😃😝

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 Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes)  CHOOT.? 

Zabardast Answer -

BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes.. 😜

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 College Me, Mam-"

Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"

Boy"

Aap Bura Nahi Manegi?

Mam-

Nahi Bura Q?

Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar

jo Lakir he

Hum Uske fakir hai.. 😝

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 ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di.....

husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? 😛😜😂😂😜😜

Garmi Shuru Ho rahi hai,

Ab Dhile Kurte me BRA,

BOOBS

&

Patli Salwar me floral Panty fir se Dekhne ko Milegi...

"Kamino K Liye Janhit me jaari"

Happy Summer 🌞

Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.

You understand Nothing, 

still u click "I Agree"......!!

🔞🔞Non veg Joke bonanza🔞🔞

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :

MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..

Bachhe:

pehele mera..

pehele mera..

pehele mera..

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Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?

Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.

Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex.

Beta- Admission form me kya likhu? :D

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GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.

.

.

Finally guys look at them and say:

.

.

BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... :p !

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Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon

Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai.. :D

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Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?

Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.

Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.

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TATA ko ab pata chala ki

NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..

1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.

And

2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)

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Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.

SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?

God: Kya chahiye ? 

Pappu: Paiso se bhara bag, ek job, 1 badi si gadi 

aur bahut saari ladkiyan,

God- Tathastu ! .

Aaj pappu ladies Bus me conductor hai.

one more!

State Gujarat jaisa hona chahiye..

Goa toh gutka bhi hai..😂

Soch sedhi honi chahiyee...

Ulta to tarak mehta ka chasma b hai...😜

Joke smjne layk hona chye ,forwrd toh DVD player me bhi hota hai

.grup pe chat hona Chahie...silent to resort bhi hai

Watchman khada hona chaiye...

soya toh Sauce bhi hota hai!!!:p

Degree commerce ki honi chahiye, medical toh stores bhi hote hain

Girlfrnds to russian honi chayiyee 

Asian toh paints bhii hote haii..😝😎

Insaan shaant hona chaiye gambhir toh gautam bhi hai....😛😝