Many

Sex kar lene k baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai..

GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai
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Ek Totla Taxi Driver 3 girls ko le ke jaa raha tha..
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Policewala - Ladkiyon ko le ke kaha ja
rahe ho ?

TOTLA - Chodne !! .

POLICE - Kya bakwas hai ye ?
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TOTLA - Ek ko park me chodna
hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai..

Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kar rahe ho..?
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TOTLA - Tum chup raho nahi to
tumhe yahi chod dunga...
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Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya-Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt-Pagli Ye Ladies cycle Hai.Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai???
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Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
1st usne Muje Giraya?
Fir behnji,
Fir Blous Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Petikot Fada,
Fir Behnji?
Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahab.
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi?

Bahu apni saree upar kar k tange khol k boli   Ye CHUT hai CHUT, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi..
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Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi time nhi

Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.

Boy-notty?
Tu bilkul mere 'LUND' pe gayi he.
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Thought of the day:
"Kismat to Kuware Aadmi ki hoti hai...

Shaadi shuda ki to Biwi hoti hai..."
Teacher : saniya mirza kon chhe ??

Pappu : tennis player...

Teacher : wah... ane sunny Leone kon chhe ???

Pappu : penish player. ..

Teacher : bethi jaa..haraamkhor
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Shila tennis coach ne : sir mare tennis ramta shikhvu chhe. ..

Coach : ok...tame tennis racket evi rite pakdo ke tame  tamara husband no lund pakdyo hoy. .

Shila : ok..

Coach : are..are..madam tamara modha mathi racket to kadho.
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Ek American gujarati shikhva mate gujarat aavyo..
15 divas gaamda ma rahya pachhi..aakhre tene be vaakyo shikhi lidha...

1 : Haas. ..light aavi gayi..
2 : bhenchod paachhi vay gayi.
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NANO car ma be problem chhe

1 : ema koi pregnant na besi sake..
2 : ema koi pregnant na thayi sake...
😎😎😎😎

Dosto mate...

Dosti kai bobla nathi ke...dabay jaay..
Dosti kai gaand nathi ke...fati jaay..
Dosti kai lund nathi ke...dhilo thayi jaay...
Dosti to e choot chhe mara dost.. ke...jem vapray em undi ne undi thati jaay...
Wah..wah..wah..
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Shila kuwari pregnant thayi...Doctor pase gayi..
Doctor ene injection marta hata..

Shila : doctor dhire dhire mane dhukhe chhe..

Doctor : chodavti hati tyare nohtu dukhtu ?

Shila : bhosmarina...tyare hu josh ma hati...hosh ma nahi...
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Teacher : sauthi vadhare dukhavo kyare thay ??

Shila : baalak ne janam aapti vakhte...

Pappu : na madam...aa chodini e koi di goliya upar laat khadhi nathi ne etle...em kidhu..
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Shila potani shaheli ne : yaar mane kamar ma bahu dukhe chhe...

Shaheli : kem su thyu..?

Shila : hu Doggy style thi sex  karavu chhu ne ne etle..

Shaheli : to biji style vaparay ne...

Shila : hu to biji style vapru..pan mara kutra ne biji style no aavde ne...
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Dungari 60 rs kilo..

Petrol 65 rs litre..

Condom 10 rs na 3 pcs..

Aa sarakar aapan ne su kehva mage chhe...???

Khaavanu nahi...

Rakhadvaanu nahi..

Bas...

Chodta j rakhvanu....
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Teacher : ABCD thi saru thatu vaky banavo..

Mannu : any body can dance. .

Pappu : aavel bhaine chodva dejo...
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Haathi : pruthvi upar mara jetlu shaktishali koi j nathi...hu dharu e kari saku chhu..

Kidi potano jangiyo utarine...
To le...loda..mari gaand mari ne dekhad...
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Teacher pappu ne : jyare hu bhanavti hov tyare tu tara matha ma thunk kem lagade chhe ???

Pappu : kaale rate amari kaamwali mara pappa ne kehti hati ke andar na jatu hoy to thunk lagaadjo...
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Ek chhokri police station ma rape ni fariyaad karva gayi...

Chhokri : saheb..ek chhokra e mara bobla pakdya...bija e bobla modha ma lidha..trija e mari gaand dabavi...chotha e maro jangiyo utaryo..panchma e choot ma aangri naykhi. ..chhatha e...

Saheb : ek minute....chodini..tu fariyaad karva aavi ke maro lund ubho karva....
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Bapu doctor pase vigra leva gya...

Bapu : doctor mane koi powerful goli aapo...mare ek sathe be chhokrio chodvani chhe...

Bije divse bapu pachha doctor pase gaya..

Bapu : doctor mane dukhava ni goli aapo. .

Doctor : kem etlu badhu choydu ke lund dukhva mandyo...

Bapu : na lund nahi haath dukhe chhe. ..Chhokrio to aayvi j nahi...
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Bapu motor ma chhokri ne chodta hata...tya police aavi.

Police : su karo chho ?

Bapu : chhokri ne chodu chhu.

Police : ok...Pachhi maro vaaro..

Bapu : saheb e barabar...pan mane police ne chodva no koi anubhav nathi ho...
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Bapu rocks...

Shiyale shiro bhalo...ne
Unaale thandi chhashhh....

Chomase chodvanu bhalu...ne
Muthiya to baremaassss....
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> Sona ni Peti ma Chandi no Sikko,
Bhina Bhina Jangiya ma Ruchhda Valo Piko,
Garma-Garam Rand ne Game Tem Ziko,
Baki Chodini  kai Bole to Eni Maa no Pikko...... 

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Shikari ko Mutth Marte Dekh Sher ki Gaand fat gyi.
Ja ke sabko Bola:j-Bhago madarchodo, naya Shikari aaya hai,Chhoti si GUN ko 70-80 baar load kar chuka hai..

Sunny

Sunny Leon (at shooting ) ...ufff kitni garmi hai ... Aise lag raha hai kissi bade Fan ke niche jaake soh jau 

Spot boy : Mam, main aapka bahot bada Fan hu 😋
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Girls

2 Girls face to face:..1st: Hi sweetheart,2nd: Hi Darling,.And when they talk on theirbacks About them,..1st: She is so selfish (matlabi)2nd: She is kamini...2 Boys face to face:..1st: Kaisa hai kamine? Lal shirt me tu pura yeda lag raha hai,2nd: Kutte, Apne baap se mazakk??..And when they talk on their backs,.1st: Mast banda hai yaar2nd: Bhai hai Apna bhai

Secretary

Office Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Secretary Ne Apne Boss Se Ek Din Puchha

Secretary: Sir, Aap Ki Biwi Mujhe Itni Shak Bhari Nazron Se Kyun Dekhti Hai?
Boss Ne Ek Lamba Saans Choda Aur Bola: Kyunki Tumse Pahle Wo Meri Secretary Thi.

Mny good

On first night both man and wife claim virginity.
Wife: if this is your first time then how you fucked
so well?
Man: if this is your 1st time then how you know I
fucked so well?

Men are raping a woman. The woman laughing
nonstop so after sometimes the men get bugged
and ask her, why she is laughing, she replies: I
have aids.

Wife bought a new transparent bra and wore in
front of her husband.
Husband: honey you look very sexy in this bra.
Wife: you know salesman was also saying same
thing.

Girl enters a sex shop.
Girl: where is the duplicate penis section?
Clerk: it's their mam.
Girl: how much for this big red one?
Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher.

Why are western guys more advanced than our
guys? Answer: they keep their minds in work and
penis in pussy, but our guys keep pussy in mind
and penis in hand.

Fate is like getting raped; if you can't fight it
learn to enjoy it. Success is like masturbation,
it's in your own hand. Education is like hiring
prostitute, it needs both money and talent.

Height of innocence: having your girl friend
naked beside you and masturbating.
Height of laziness: man having sex in train and
waiting for the train to jerk.

Most interesting T-shirt quotes of a girl. Excuse
me! My face is above.

If a married woman is called polo; the mint
with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman
called? Center fresh.

Why aunties like to have sex with youth?
Every used engine will get refreshed only when its
filled with fresh oil and it gives more mileage to
its owner.

Nurse comes in doctor room.
Doctor ask: why is your one boobs out of your
shirt?
Nurse: these medical students never keep the
things at place after use.

Height of recycling: man giving used condom 2
his son to use as a balloon and after bursting
giving to his daughter to use as hair band.

Six cans of beer 600 rs. Four pegs of whiskey
400 rs. Two taquilla shots 300rs. Driving home
with a girl who drank all this. Priceless

What will you do if you get sexy wife with
figure, with red lips, brown hair, moist boobs,
sexy waist and a penis?

Why women wear panties with printed flower?
It's a way of saying come on guys, water my
garden.

Difference between power and stamina?
Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over
his erect penis.
Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel
dries.

Boy: my age is 20 years.
Girl: my age is 20 years also.
Boy: so come to my room.
Girl: why?
Boy: To play 20-20 match.

Banta was travelling in an auto rickshaw with
his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta
shouted you are trying to see my wife, sit back. I
will drive.

Define rape: rape is not a crime; it's just a
surprise sex..

Wife: if I sleep with your most loving friend
what would be the first thought coming to your
mind?
Smart husband: that you are a lesbian.

Height of shame: You running with a full erect
male sex organ towards a wall and your nose
collide first.

A boy comes to class with broken specs.
Teacher: what happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: but how did your specs break?
Boy: she closed her legs.

An army got married first night realizes wife
having periods.
He telegram to HQ: red alert on front extend
leave.
DQ: attack from back and report.

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's
gone. Sex is like a pack of chips, one you start
you can't stop. Life is like a dick once it gets
hard, it fucks..

Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ
and asked does anyone know what this is?
Kid: ya, my dad have two.
Teacher: two?
Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush
moms teeth.

Wife in good mood rotating husbands sex organ
in bed.
Husband: you want sex?
Wife: no., just joined car driving school and
practicing gear changing.

Three ladies saw a dog fucking violently.
Dr's wife: they are enjoying life.j
Lawyer's wife: no, it's a rape.
Army officer: I think the dog has come on a
holiday.

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Dr

Two patients waiting in the doctor's clinic...

1st patient: whawhawhat is yuyuyur proproproblem? Whawhawhat aar yoouu sufsufsuffering frfrfrom?

2nd patient: I have a prostate problem.

1st patient: whawhawhat iiss that proproprostate proproproblem?

2nd patient: I pee the way you talk..!!

Eyes

     E Y E S    
Do you know the relation between two eyes.???
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They never  see each other..........
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BUT
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1. They blink together 
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2. They move together 
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3. They cry together 
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4. They see  together 😎
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5. They sleep together 😴
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They share a very deep bonded relationship
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However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.....
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Moral of the story:
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Woman can break any kind of relationship....😆