Ek bar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek Randi Naachi \=D/ Itni zor se nachi ke sabke tatte short ho gaye. Akbar Khush Howa Usne randi ko kaha: "Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri Jaan? Sona-Chandi, Heere-Moti, Jaagir? Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de, uski behen choddi jayegi." Randi bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunke Par woh bahut hi bhenchod kism ki chinaal thi. Uske gandu dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha. RANDI: "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arzkaroon" (Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha) AKBAR: "Jo marzimaang, Jamna darling" RANDI: "JAHAPANNA, MUJHE AAPKI RAAJGADI PAR TATTI KARNI HAI" Akbar Socha ki kya yeh randi BAWLI GAAND to nahin ho gayi? (Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha, promise jo kar diya tha laudu ne) Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut seasoned campaigner thi! Woh nahin maani Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date di. Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa dega, par bhen ki laudi. Jab Tatti-day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada phat gayi, usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya.Usne Birbal se kaha ki ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath meinhai. Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use apni maa chudwaani pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya. Finally Tatti-day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka. Bhenchod ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Sube-sube randi ne darbaar mein gaand faad entrance maara. Kehne lagi, :O "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon, jaldi se raajgaddi pe haggi maarne ki vyawastha kijiy." Akbar ne phatti gaand ke saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal bhosdika hass raha tha =D Apni seat pe vatt se khada hokar kaha, "JAMNU, TUMNE TATTI KARNI KI DEMAND KI THI SO KARO!!. LEKIN AGAR EK BHI BHOOND MOOT KI TAPKI, YEH TALWAAR CHUT MAIN DAALKE GAAND SE NIKAL DUNGA" FATI GAAND, BHAAGI RAAND =))
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