Wednesday 6 February 2013

All is well

3 IDIOTS- POGO EDITION
Teacher: “What Is A Condom?”
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata
Hain.
Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu
RaheHo?”
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai,
Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main
Sex Education College Mein
Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu,
Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai”
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki
ZaruratNahi Hai, Condom Ki
Definition Bolo?”
Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything
Which Reduces Population”
Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo
Population Control Kare!”
“Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
Condom Hai Na”
“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar
Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se
Ghire Hue Hai” “8th Class Ke
Ladke Se Lekar
Mujh Tak Sab Condom Ka Use
Kar Rahe Hai”
“1 Second Mein In, 1 Second
Mein Out,
In-Out, In-Out”
Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya
Hai?”
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu
Sir”
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab
Likhoge?”
“Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se
Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot”
“Anybody Else??”
Chattur: “Sir! , Condom Are
Between Any Combination Of
Body So Connected, That Their
Relative Positions May Be Seen
In Kamasutra..”
Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat
Hai.....:p;)
(Teacher kicked amir khan out of
theclass)
Amir khan returns back to
class...
Teacher:ab kya hua
Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya
hu Teacher: kya
Amir khan: sir,6 inch
long,coated with extra
protection,come s in out in
out,throw liquid wen
directed,cud b covered with
cap,spreads wen rubbed....
Teacher : wat d fuck u want
Amir khan: pen sir....pen..

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