Friday 22 November 2013

Dr

A doctor was addressing a large audience at a conference. He said, "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago."

He continued, "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding cake."

Rajnikant

RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED

People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...

Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running

Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But .....
Do u know about Rajnikant......????
Only Agarbatti

When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one...
Teachers used to bunk!

While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty"

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match.

One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning walk & in afternoon police arrstd him..
WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA witout visa

Why did british leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948...

This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikantn or else he will Delete the INTERNET..."

Surprise

Innocent Kid : Mummy mujhe bhai chahiye

Mummy : Beta Dad USA me hai, jaise hi wo ayenge hum baat karenge unse

Kid - Aap unhe surprise bhi to de sakte ho ��

Thappad

Jabardast Joke…. .��
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1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1
ROBOT
laya
jo jooth bolne par THAPAD 
marta tha.
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Beta:- Papa aaj me school
nahi jaunga mere
pet me
dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak…)
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PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta
tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak…)
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Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak…)
�� Complete Silenceee

Mny

Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.


Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Conductor: 24 hours.

Aadmi: Wo kaise?

Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!



Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!


A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal :)


A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook!!


Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed..."


Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!

Hijack

PAPPU stood up in the aeroplane & shouted
"HIJACK..."
Everyone started crying and screaming. . . .

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Then JACK stood up
& replied
"HI PAPPU.!!!"

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Outstanding

This is ultimate...,

Employee: Sir, Santa is standing outside your cabin with a bunch of underwears in a basket!

Boss: Oh shit! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 mins... 

Many Good

Ultimate one.......
can't stop laughing......

DILO me
KAMAL 
khilao ........

Panjato muth marne ke kaam bhi ata hAI.......������
U bet
ThumsUp is launching Viagra drink.
It is named....
"LUNDS-UP"!
With punch line
"Fuck The Thunder, Dal de Andar "
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Winter Shayari (Crazy one)
Arz kiya hai..

Baith k bathroom mein nawab k jaise....
sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise...
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Baith k bathroom mein nawab k jaise....
sardi k mausam mein sochtaa hu aise
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"Ki kar to li hai tune beta....
abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise....
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Thought

Thought of the day
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तरक्की  की राह मे
रोडे आए या ना आए,

भैन के लोडे जरूर आते है!!

Wah

Kal ek jhalak zindagi ko dekha...
Wo  meri raaho mein  gungunaa rahi thi.....

Fir dhunda usey idhar udhar....
Wo aankh micholi kar, muskura rahi thi......

Ek arse baad aaya mujhe qaraar......
Wo sehlaa kar mujhe sulaa rahi thi......

Hum dono kyon khafaa hain ek doosre se.....
Main use aur wo mujhe samjha rahi thi .....

Maine poochh liya,  kyon dard diye kambakht tune ???
Wo boli, main "Zindagi hoon" pagale,
Tujhey jeena sikha rahi thi...!!
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Chidiya

Prof.- Samundar Me Nimbu ke Ped Ho To Tum kaise Todoge?
Studt-Chidiya Bankar.
Sir-Admi ko Chidiya tera baap Banayega?
Studt- Smundar Me Ped Tera BAAP Lagaega

Dr

Lady Doctor : "Sharmao Mat. Main Dr Hoon, Sirf Batao Kya Problem Hai, Main Khud Check Karungi"

Patient : "Meri Wife Ko Lagta Hai Ki Mere penis Ka Taste Feeka hai..."

Liquor

I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, 'ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!'

I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : 'Buy 3 & Get 1 Free'...
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Flowers

A guy opening a new business received flowers with a card "Rest in peace"
He got angry, rushed to florist and told him how bad he felt,
Florist replied: Sorry sir, but imagine....somewhere there is a funeral and they have flowers with a card: "Congratulations on your new location !!!"

Many

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Juvaan ni mistake che. Buddhi bhes.
Baba bhosdiwale Kahte hai ki-

"Machhi aur ladki khud pakad k khao toh hi asli maza hai,

Lund aur kanoon kabhi haath me na lo,

Naukri aur Goti pe kabhi laat na maaro,

Lohe par hathoda aur chut par lauda tabhi maaro jab woh garam ho,

Kismat ki karni, chut ki garmi aur lund ki besharmi nahi rukti,

Aur sambhaal ke sex karo Qki,
bandook se nikla foulad aur chut se nikli aulad kabhi wapis nahi jaati."
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Ekdum kadak!! -

Girl:- mei hu ladki jheel ki,
chut meri steel ki,
chod sake na hathi ghode,
tu kya chodega maa ke loude...

Boy:-naam hai mera pappan pillo,
lund ka weight chappan kilo,
jamin par maru toh kuva khod jaye...
tu to kya teri ma bhi chud jaye..

Has mat forward kar market me naya hai....��
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Most creative gaali ...
 "Abe lund pe ghungroo bandhke teri aisi gaand marunga,
ki Padosi confuse ho jayege ke 'Kirtan' ho raha hai ya 'Mujra'..."
��Ek number joke

In the interview of heroines, every heroine was asked ~
" Which vada do you like ???.. "

Madhuri Dixit - Pav Vada

Kajol - Mendhu Vada

Shridevi -Idali Vada

Kareena Kapoor - Rasam Vada .

Priyanka chopra- batata vada...

Sunny leone - laVADA
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Hasomat market me naya h aage forward karo

Swami

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Ek Sadhu se ek bhakt ne Pucha-

Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Kyu Bethtey Ho ?
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Sadhu Ne Bahut Khubsurat Jawab Diya-
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"Tujhe Koi Taqleef Hai madarchod ?

Letter

SEXFORMAL LETTER
To,
The gandu
principal,
girlchoda
School bhosdapur

Sir
Mai apke school
ki 8v class me pdhti hu.Pr mere boobs
bade hone ke karan mujhe 10v me
bitha diya. Class ke ladko ne mil ke
meri chut mar li jiska mujhe afsos
nahi h balki bahut mja aya.Pr unhone
meri gand bhi mari,jo k bahut dard kr
rahi hi Is liye mai 2din skool me nahi
aa sakti

Fatt gayi kachchi chud gayi sachi Aap ki pyaari chuddakad bacchi

Sunny and Sanjay


Sanjay Leela Bhansali was explaining a romantic scene about his New film: "Real Love is, when 2 people are so close that they see the world together in one direction..."

Sunny Leone : .. Sorry to interrupt you Sanjay Jee, but if I'm not wrong, U are explaining the Doggy Style.. Right ?

Art Gallery

A couple went to an Art Gallery. Ther was a picture of a girl covered only by Leaves.

Husband kept watching.
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Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, Ya Hawa aane tak yahi rukoge!!! ��

Sex

Hahahah
Arz kiya hai....

Unki ek Muskurahat Pe hum Unse sex
kar bethe...

Zara gaur farmaye,

Unki ek muskurahat pe hum Unse sex
kar bethe...

Hum chaddi Pehenne hi waale the Ki,
Wo phir se Muskura baithe...
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Sunday 17 November 2013

Assoles

What women do with their Ass holes every morning!!???

Send them to Office‼️����

Sachins Speech

Sachin Tendulkar : "All my friends, settle down let me talk, I'll get more and more emotional. "My life between 22 yards in the 24 years, it's hard to believe that it's coming to an end. I would like to thank all the people who have helped me in my life to get here. I have a list in my hand, please forgive me if I miss out on a few names. First, my father, he passed away in 1999. He was very key for my career. he gave me freedom, chase your dreams and don't find shortcuts. He also told me to be a nice human being. My mother, I don't how she dealt with such a naughty like guy me. She took care of me to be healthy. She started praying for me even before I started my career and I think those prayers gave my strength. In my school days , I used to stay with my uncle and aunt as my school was far away . They treated me like their son. They gave me enough food that I can play well. My eldest brother, he used to tell me, I know you'd do everything right and I have the confidence in you. My sister, she gave my the first bat for me. A Kashmir Willow bat. She continues to fast when I bat. Ajit , I don't what do I talk about him. It all started from the age of 11, he took to Achrekar sir my coach. And my life changed. Even last night, he called me and we were discussing my dismissal. Various things we agreed upon, my technique. I have had a lot of chat with him. If I had not done that, I would have been a lesser cricketer . The most important one in 1991, I met my wife Anjali . I know she was a doctor. When we decided to make it a family, she said, you continue with your cricket and I'll take care of the family. Without that I think I couldn't have played so much cricket. Thank you for all that you've done and it is the best partnership I've had in my life. Then Sara and Arjun are two precious diamonds in my life. Daughter is 16 and son is 14, time has flown by. I wasn't able to be with them for the birthdays , annaul days and stuff. Thanks for understanding all that, both of you have been so special to me. I've not spent enough time with you but I promise you the rest is for you. My in-laws have been supporting. I discuss various things with them, we have a strong family and thank you for allowing me to marry Anjali . There have been a lot of friends who have supported me. Leaving their work and coming to bowl at me when I called them. I thought my career was over when I was injured, by my friends called even at 3 AM and made me believe that it was not over . My career started at 11. My brother took me to Achrekar sir and that is the best to have happened to me. Sir would be taking me on his scooter all over Mumbai to ensure that I get enough match practice. On a lighter note, he's never said well played to me so that I don't get complacent."
"My cricket started right here at this ground. The dream was obviously to play for India. BCCI was fantastic , they believed my at the of 16 years and selected me. Thanks for the support and the freedom, without that this couldn't have happened. I have played with many senior cricketers , thanks to everyone for helping me out. I see, Rahul, Laxman , Sourav and my teamates, you guys are like my family. It is going to be difficult without that dressing room, sharing those special moments."
"When Dhoni gave me the 200th Test cap, I just said, we are all proud to be here as a team and I believe that you guys will take care of this country in the right spirit to the best of our abilities. I believe in you and all the best for your future. Thanks to all the doctors, physios , without your special efforts , I couldn't have been fit. I don't know how you all kept me in good shape. My dear friend, late Mark Mascerenhas, my first manager. Without him I couldn't have achieved all this. All those sponsorship deals etc.. thanks for your support. I miss you. My manager Vinod Naidu, he's more like my family. He's given me so much time leaving his family to work with him. In the school days when I played well, the media backed be a lot. You've been doing that till now. Thank you to all of you, all those photographers. Those moments will remain with me for the career. I thank all the people who supported me a lot. Whether I scored a 0 or a 100. I've met a lot of people who does all sorts of things for me, thank you for all that you've done. Especially, "Sachin... Sachin.." that will be ringing in my ears till I breath. GOODBYE "

Many

Girlfriend: ''Can You Tell Me??
What is My Bra Size??''
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Boyfriend: ''36.....''
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Girlfriend: ''WOW!!! How do you know???
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Boyfriend: ''Yesterday I Opened it.''
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Girlfriend: ''But in my Bra, there is no Number?''
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Boyfriend: ''So what Babe..... I am an Engineer, from Load I can Calculate Area...''
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Engineer's ki jai ho!!!! 
Ladkiya 4 Cheezo ki diwani hoti hai 1) Make up 2) Mobile 3) Shopping
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abey ghochu apne niche dekh 
Ek Sadhu se ek bhakt ne Pucha-

Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Kyu Bethtey Ho ?
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Sadhu Ne Bahut Khubsurat Jawab Diya-
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"Tujhe Koi Taqleef Hai madarchod ?
Teacher: what is your best friends  name.
Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary.
teacher: its very long, any short name. . .
Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Chod.
GHATAK MESSAGE:-

Ek ladki apne boyfriend se: Kabhi tumne BOOBS se dudh piya hai???

Ladka (sharmate hue): Nahi...

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  Ladki:
To bachpan me kya BAAP KA LUND
chus ke bada hua hai
bhenchod.?! 
Ek Kisaan 1 murga leke aaya. Us murge ne aate hi 150 murgiyo ko chod diya.

Ye dekh kar kishan bahut khush hua. Sham tak us murge ne sari batakho (duck)or Baki janwaro ko b chod diya,

ye dekhkar kishan kuch pareshan hua. Agle din jab subah hui to murga khet me mara pda tha

or upar giddh mandra rhe the. Use dekhkar Kishan bola, "mar gaya bhosdi k,

harkate b to teri aisi thi" tabhi murge ne ek aankh kholi or bola "chup madarchod ,
Acting kar raha hu bhenchod,
inme se ek ko niche to aane de ,
Fir dekh kaisi gaand marta hu inki" )

Has kya rahe ho ,saalo
Murga bilkul tum par gaya hai

Sex

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I'll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya

?Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne

15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->

School ni pachad

Ek chhokaro school ni pachhal ubha ubha muthia martoto. Lady teacher (gussa ma): aa su kare chhe, nalayak??? Student : 100 varas jivana madam. Tamane j yaad karto hato....

Boxing

Husband  &  Wife  Boxing  ka match  mehnga  ticket  khareed  kar  dekhne  gaye .

1  Boxer  ne  1st  minute  mei  hi doosre  ko  knock  out  kar  diya .

Husband :  Oh  Shit .

Biwi : Ab  Aap  ko  patta  challa  k  1  minute  mein  " KHEL "  khatam hone  par  kitna  ghussa  aata  hai .

Jin  ko  samjh  aaya  wo  aagay forward  karen .  ��

Bahut sex

Lady 2 Dr:Thakkan bahut hoti hai. Dr:Sex kitna karti ho? Lady Daily. Dr:Sunday ko mat karo! Lady:Hey Ram!Sunday ko hee to PATI ghar hote hai,unhe kaise mana karu.

Bolluwood whatsapp

Bollywood celebrities group on watsapp:
SRK: Heyyy frnds....whtsuppp
Weekend kya plans...
I will be spending this weekend with Stephen Steinberg, we planin for remake of OSO....where I I will b triplets of Farah....blah blah blah...

IMRAN: Bhai jaan best of luck 

Priyanka: Hey thats nice

Kajol: Best wishes

SRK: Thank u guys.....any wants to join me this weekend ��

Kajol: No SRK go ahead....busy this weekend

Priyanka: Sorry SRK same here...

SRK: Ohh...common guys....tht will fun...come join me....

IMRAN: Sorry bhai jaan....this weekend in Mumbai....will b going wankhade stadium to watch sachin....u join me

SRK: 

Priyanka: sorry SRK....same here...

Kajol: 

SRK: ��

Amir joined the group
Salmaan Joined the group

AAMIR: Chalna SRK match dekhne

Salmaan: 

SRK: Guys plssss 

Aamir: Arey tu to bura maan gaya...

Salmaan: chal na...

Kajol: Chal na ...

Imran: Chalo bhai It will be fun...

SRK left the group..

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Sacha pyaar

Saccha pyar wo nahi jis mein dil toot jaye,

pyar to wo hai jis mein palang toot jaye....!

"Asaraam bapu"  ki kitaab
(Page no. 69).

Sachin

Cricket will be now known as AS (After Sachin)
and BS (Before Sachin)

48 minutes ago ·
Sachin's career ending with another world record,
only cricketer to make most number of people cry
at same time

Sachin's retirement is nature's way of telling that
'Nothing is permanent'!

Best Quote is from Sammy: India taught us how to
treat your hero

The Best moment.... Walking back... Bending to
touch the pitch in respect... for one last time

Virat Kohli and MSD must be really strong men to
carry a man who has carried a billion expectations
for 24 years

And when sachin came back to kiss the pitch... i
cried.. he cried... india cried

Other teams lift their trophy while taking a round
of the ground
Our team lift Sachin Tendulkar.
Biggest Win Ever!!!!

I have never smiled and cried together.
Today is the day.
Thank You Sachin!!
Miss You Sachin!!
What a Emotional Farewell

Sachin

Lesson from Sachin's speech

Even a great man has to remember to thank his inlaws.

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Monday 28 October 2013

Feku

Height 0F Phekam-Pheki :
Interviewer: Y Did U Leave Ur Last Job?
Candidate: The Company Shifted Their 0ffice & Didn't Tell Me Where it is..����

Women

A woman in a Jewellry store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring...
She luks around, embarrased, & sees the salesman standing behind her. Totally professional, he says,
"Gud day Ma'am, How may I help U?"
Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her ''accident'', she asks, "Sir, wats the Price of this lovely Ring?"
He answers
"Ma'am, if U Farted just Luking at it, Ur gonna Shit wen I tell U the Price!!!"
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Kathawadi

kathiyavadi sayri
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taro ne maro prem atlo juno..
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wah...wah...
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taro ne maro prem atlo juno
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k madva av tyare leti avje kachi 35 ghato chuno

Shayari

Kisi SHAYAR ne maut ko kya khub kaha he :-

Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na betha,
Aaj sab mere paas bethe ja rahe the,

Koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe or aj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the

Taras gaye ham kisi k 1 hath k liye,
Or aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe the.

Do kadam sath na chalne ko taiyar tha koi,
Aur aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rahe the,

Aaj pata chala mujhe k "MAUT" kitni hasin hoti he
Kambakht .....
Hum to yuhi zindgi jiye ja rahe the.

Mumbai job

A man in mumbai saw an ad. for a Gynaec's Assistant.
He went in & asked the clerk for details..
The clerk said - the job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaec..

You have to help women out of their underwear, lay them down & carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam & gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaec's examination.

The annual salary is Rs 12lacs & if you're interested you'll have to go to Lonavala..
Man - My God, is that where the job is...??
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Clerk - No sir, that's where the end of the queue is !!! 

Many Many

Rixa ma bethi 1 6okri: Rixa dhire chalavo maru dudh uchle 6.

Rixawalo: Bra nathi perti shu?

6okri: Dabba ma dudh chhe louda,, bolvama sabhyta rakh bhosdina..

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Ek thingano patel  Suhaag Rate Room Ma Andar Jai wif ne kidhu Ghodi tha

wif sharmaine boli:
Pehla gand marvani 6e ?

Patel- na chodini Room ni Stoper marvi 6e.!

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1Aadmi Ne Zoo Me
3 Bhasha Bolne v Tota Dekha,

Jo Eng Hindi & Gujrati Bolta Tha,

Usne Check Krne K Liye Usse Puchha.

Who r u.

Tota=I'm Parrot.

Aadmi=Tum Kon Ho.

Tota=Me Tota. 

Aadmi=Tu Kon 6

Tota=Tari Ben Ne Chodu,
1 Ni 1 Vat Ketli Var Karu Madarchod,
Hu Popat 6u, transletr nai, Chut Marina..!��

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pati SEX Karte Hue Bola :- Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki?
Patni : Tumhari MAA Ka BHOSDA, MADARCHOD Dard Se  GAAND Fatt Rahi Hai,Pahle Jo Dala Hai woh Nikal.

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Pati patni train me upar ki bench pe...
Pati: jab me bolu coca cola, tub tu kapde utar dena.
Jab me bolu pepsi, tu apne tange khol dena.
Aur jab tu bolegi Thumsup to main andar dal dunga.
Niche baitha Sardar bola:  Bhenchod Agar Limca mere upar gira to tumhari "MAA CHOD DUNGA"

Dr

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Best Advice To Women By A Skin Specialist:
"Always Go Out Without Bra !
Nobody Will Notice The Wrinkles On
Your Face And dark circles...
Under Your Eyes!"...

You can't beat this

Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ?
Santa: Obviously Moon..
Teacher: How
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !


Shortest joke !
Dr: How's your headache?
Patient: She is fine!;)


Maid while cleaning bed, finds a condom..
She asks: "memsaab, ye kya hai??"
Memsaab: "tumhaare gaaon me sex nahi karte kya??"
Maid: " karte hai par itna bhi nahi karte ki mard ki khaal utar jaaye.."


Wife: Har Sunday Tum Fishing K Liye Jatey Ho Naa?
Husband: Haan-Haan Toh?
Wife: Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi..
Keh Rhi Thi Ki Woh Maa Banne Wali hai! :n


Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha..
Upar se 1 aurat boli: Dikhta nahi hai diwar hai..
Santa bola: Thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.

There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
One is Alcohol..!
The rest is 69...!

What is the URDU word for a TOPLESS WOMAN Showing her BREAST..?
.
Socho..?
.
.
Socho.
.
.
KHUL - E - AAM..!!

"Memsaab, mai Pregnant hu"
"Are wah chhamiya,Apna khayaal rakhna!"
Ji memsaab, Aap bhi apna khayal rakhna! Saab ka Nasbandi ka operation fail ho gaya hai"

Sign outside a silicon breast implant clinic: 
We rearrange alphabets...
"LEMONS"
into
"MELONS" .

LADY to Baba:-
mere pati roz aadhi raat ko kahin chale jate hain, aur subah tak vapas nahi aate.
Baba: Sundari..! Ye
"Samasya" hai yaa... "Amantran"..?

PRINICIPAL: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara Tameez Sikhao aap!
PARENT: Kya Hua Sir?
PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai: "Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila"


Indian cricket

Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some
vegetables from market.
Dhoni: But
Mom, We defeated by Australia,and
public are in full anger.Mom: Wear
my sari and then go, no one
will recognize you.(Dhoni goes to
market wearing saree).A Girl: Hi Dhoni,
how areyou?
.
(Dhoni got shocked)
.
Dhoni:
How did you know, I am Dhoni?
.
.
Girl:Abeh.. I am kohli!

Ishant

When Yuvi Hitted 6 Sixes
They Said Yuvi Batted Well
When Dhoni Scored 34 Runs In Perera's Over
They Said Dhoni Batted Well
When ABD Scored 23 Runs In One Over Of Steyn
They Said ABD Is Batted Well
When Gayle Hitted 5 Sixes In Rahul Sharma's Over
Everyone Said Gayle Is A Mass Hitter
But YEsterday When Ishant Gave Away 30 Runs In
An Over
Evryone Started Abusing Him,Nobody Said Faulkner
Batted Well

Just 2 Bad Matches And Everybody Forget His 2 Back To Back Wickets In Champions Trophy !

Just 2 Bad Matches And Everybody Forget His Magical Spells To Ricky Ponting !

Just 2 Bad Matches And Everybody Forget He Took 96 Wckets In Just 68 Matches And 144 Wickets In Test Matches :')

Still one Last time
Ishant ki maa ka bhosada.... 

Asharam

 Breaking News: "Asharam Bapu jail Me Bimar Hai.

'Vitamin "She"' Ki Kami Ho Gai Hai"

Good One Must Read

Passbook – Really good one !!

Priya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party,

Priya’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook.

With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: Priya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life.

When there’s something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in.

Write down what it’s about next to the line.

The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in.

I’ve done the first one for you today.

Do the others with Hitesh.

When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you’ve had.

Priya shared this with Hitesh when getting home.

They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Priya

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Priya got pregnant

- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

…. and so on…

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.

They didn’t talk much.

They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world…. no more love…

Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Priya talked to her Mother:

‘Mom, we can’t stand it anymore. We agree to divorce.

I can’t imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!’

Mother: ‘Sure, girl, that’s no big deal.

Just do whatever you want if you really can’t stand it.

But before that, do one thing first.

Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day?

Take out all money and spend it first.

You shouldn’t keep any record of such a poor marriage.’

Priya thought it was true.

So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.

While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record.

She looked, and looked, and looked.

Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind.

Her eyes were then filled with tears.

She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Priya.

She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record:

‘This is the day I notice how much I’ve loved you thru out all these years.

How much happiness you’ve brought me.’

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired?

I did not ask.

I believe the money did not matter anymore after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.

P.S.: Life is about the moments you create, that u can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over, THAT is what we have or what we are left with.

Abdul

Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod...
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha - aise dabaye..
Ladki - haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.
Baba :- abdul madarchod..... Teri maa ka bhosda...

Many

Sunny Leone learning Hindi!Teacher askd her 2 translate in 2 English”Chaddar dekh kr pair failana”
Sunny:
“Wherever u see a bedsheet,Just spread ur legs..!____________________________________________________________Whats The Similarity Between Sunny Deol And Sunny Leone???They Both Shout A Lot In Their Movies
__________________________________________________________________
Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting…
.
Bhikhari: “Behanji 1 rupiya dedo…”
.
Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
.
Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”
.
Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai…dil bhawuk ho gaya…___________________________________________________________
Director 2 Sunny Leone-
Suhagrat ka scene hai, Dudh ka glass le ke jana h aur hero ko pilana hai.:Sunny Leone:- Agar Glass se hi Pilana tha to Hema Malini Ko le lete. !! ________________________________________________________________
Postal department has issued Sunny Leone stamps.Men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick ._______________________________
A bank was planning to use Sunny Leone’s legs as the logo for its ATM. ? ? ? ? ?Just wanted customers to know that they are open 24 hours…_______________________________€__________________________
Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga….
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji, Paise hee lunga.

Varta Re Varta

Varta re varta

Loko gaand marta

Roj report avta

1 chokri chodani

Piki eni chirani

Chokri e bum padi

Chodina lund che k kuhadi

A.r.r.r madi......
Khavu pivu ne khodvu,
raat pade ne chodvu,

deva jevu dukh nahi,
chodva jevu sukh nahi,

kudrate aapi bhosh,
je na chode eno dosh,

je chode ene nafo,
na chode a dofo..../-/

Mitra taru naam su rakhu...

Sapnu rakhu to adhuru rese,
Dil rakhu to tuti jase,

P6i vichryu k "LODO" rakhi dau,jarur hase tyare ubho to rese...

Bangkok

Husband: honey.. Can I go to Bangkok next week..with my office friend..
Wife: sure baby why not.. but before u go I have one condition ?
Husband: whats the condition honey ?
Wife: the Conditon is.........


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Indian cricket

 new whats app group chat 

Dhoni made a  new grp on whatsapp all indian cricketers joined
Chat is as follows:

Dhoni:hey guys sssup

Virat:  ishant ko kon add kiya


Raina: lol hahaha

Ishant:
Dhoni: hahahaha
Virat : chill bro m kidding
Dhoni: guys plz,decide fast who shd be in playin 11 for d nxt match...

Virat:
Rohit:
Jadega:
Ashwin: m in
Dhwan: i ll let u knw
Ishant: 

Virat :
Dhoni:
Jadega: lmao ishant

Ishant: guys m serious ..gv me 1more chance..i ll bowl out faulkner on 1st ball

Jadega:

dhoni : ishant r u sure
Ishant: ya bro
        Ishant was removed

Yuvi:
Ashwin:

Virat: kaliya kidhar hai

Parthiv patel :bol na bhai

Virat: abe kaliya bola batla nai

Parthiv patel:

      Balaji left group

     986543678 joined

986543678: hi guys
Raina   : whz diz
Jadega: ab ye kisko add kia��

Dhoni: tammana
       
         Virat lft grp

       Sidhu joined grp
Dhoni : siddhu paaji ab ap he help karo nxt    11 decide karne me

Sidhu: india ke jeet matlab austrailia ke haar..
India ke jeet matlab australia ke haar..
pudhil stn virar
Nxt stn virar..
           Ashwin left group
           Rohit left grup
Siddhu : thoko tali                 Siddhu was removd
��

Ultimate

Ultimate !!!
�� Phone rings at night.

Husband: " If its for me, then say I am not at home"

Wife : " He is at home"

Husband in anger : " What the HELL?"

Wife  : " SHUT UP. IT WAS FOR ME" ��

Wednesday

For all Employees"Must Read"

All of you who have seen the movie "A Wednesday".. will love these rephrased Naseerudin Shah Dialogue’s...

Manager:- Kaun ho tum..??? Kya pehchan hai tumhari ?

Unknown Employee: Kaun hoon main..!!! Mein woh hu jo aaj committment karne se darta hai, Main woh hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta hai, Yeh soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchaan ne se inkar na kar de...

Main woh hoon jo, Aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se naa nikal de..

Main woh hoon jiski biwi use roz 10 bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? "
Mera haal poochhne ke liye ya kaam poochhne ke liye nahi,.. Balki woh yeh jaananaa chahti hai ki... Mein Office mein kaam kar raha hun ya pressure mein aakar kahin baithkar daru pee raha hun...

Main woh hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. woh bhi time mil jaye to...

Main woh hoon jo aksar phasta hain.. Kabhi Interviews ke sawaal me phasta hai , Kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal me phasta hai, kabhi boss ke bawaal me fasta hai.

Walk-In interview ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne... Uss bheed me se koi bhi chehra chun lijie.. Main woh hoon..

I'm….. JUST A STUPID COMMON EMPLOYEE...

Non veg and veg

Non-Veg Bonanza

Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya.
Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega.

Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena.

Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?

Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun.

Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ki *****, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!!

Non-Veg Bonanza

Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.?
Zabardast Answer -
BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes.. 


Non-Veg Bonanza

College Me, Mam-"
Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do"
Boy"
Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi?
Mam-
Nahi Bura Q?
Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar
jo Lakir he
Hum Uske fakir hai.. 

Non-Veg Bonanza

ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di.....
husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? ��

Non-Veg Bonanza

Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti :

MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi..

Bachhe:
pehele mera..
pehele mera..
pehele mera..

Non-Veg Bonanza

Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex" kya hota hai ?

Santa thinks oye bahenchod ye kya puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega.

Aftr that he says- Beta, sex me hum ladki k kapde utarte hai fir apane kapde utarte hai, fir ladki ko pas me late hai uske boobs dabate hai fir vo hamara lund chusti hai, fir hum uski gand me ungal karte hai, fir tel laga k ladki ki chut me lund dal k hum lund ander bahar karte hue use chodte hai.

Ye hota hai sex.

Beta- Admission form me kya likhu? :D

Non-Veg Bonanza

GIRLS put makeup, lots of creams , sexy perfumes & they make the best hairstyle EVER.
.
.
Finally guys look at them and say:
.
.
BHENCHOD GAAND DEKH SAALI KI .... :p !

Non-Veg Bonanza

Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai?

Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon

Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LODE pe gayi hai.. :D

Non-Veg Bonanza

Customer- bhai saheb dettol sabun hai?

Dukandaar (lauda khujlate huye)- haan hai.

Customer- to behen k lode, us se haath dho ke 1 kilo cheeni dede.

Non-Veg Bonanza

TATA ko ab pata chala ki
NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai..
1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti.
And
2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)

Non-Veg Bonanza

Doct.-Mareez ko Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate to hum isey bacha lete.

SANTA-bhenchod, aadhe ghante pehle to acident hua, fir 1 ghanta pehle kya hospital gaand marvane laate?

Non-Veg Bonanza

Girl (During  sex): Nahi ye galat hai
Boy: But I Luv U
G: Fir b galat hai
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge
G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..��

Non-Veg Bonanza

Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha,
Madam: 'Translate This Sentence In Hindi - Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees'
Munni Sharmate Hue: 'Mam, Pappu Ne Mujhe Choda Aur Pandra Rupaye Diye'

Non-Veg Bonanza

Jale hue boobs lekar Sardarni hospital me admit hui
Dr: kaise jal gaye
Sardarni: KAMINE
Tune hi to kaha tha
Bacche ko dudh pilane se pehle
NIPPAL UBAL lena!

Non-Veg Bonanza

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di:
Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chala Karengi
Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako ......

Non-Veg Bonanza

Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye,
Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya.
Tawayaf Adab Se Boli-
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai.??
Chammach Me Nikal K
Bhijwa Diya Hota,
Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete....����

Non-Veg Bonanza
Heights of over-confidence: 

There was a meeting of Bihar state freedom fighters.

They wanted to free Bihar from India.

Ram bhaiya raised a point...,

"We may take Bihar from India but how will we develop it?"

Shyam bhaiyya had a brainwave. "No problem!
We will attack America,
we will lose the war
& USA will take us over...
Then we will become a State of USA & develop automatically...!
We will also become direct citizens of USA....
No more Visas & Green Cards."

All the Bhaiyas were overjoyed with this solution.....,
but an old bhaiya was not.

Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The old bhaiya replied,
"That's all very well....,
But what would happen if by chance we won & took over America???"


Gujarati

Gujrati hova no garv  karo, karan ke 
1:- Total income tax ma 24% hisso Gujaratiyo no che
2:- Total daan ma 62% hisso Gujaratiyo no che
3:- Bharat ma total 15,000 goushala mathi 12,000 goushalao Gujarati samuday dwara sanchalit
4:- Bharat ma kul 50,214 Gujarati mandir athva tirth dham che
5:- Bharat ma 46% share dalal Gujarati che
6:- Bharat na vikas ma 25% yog-dan Gujaratio nu che jyare ke kul Gujarati samuday ni Sankhya Bharat ma khali 12% j che
7:- Bharat no sau thi saro neta pan Gujarati (Narendra Modi) che
8:- Ane Bharat no sau thi richest Manas pan Gujarati  MUKESH AMBANI
9:- indian currency upar photo PaN gujrati no che... 


Many Many

Lund ke bharose jiya nahi karte,

Chut ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,

Kuch dost bhosdike aise bhi hote hai

Jinki gand me ungli na karo toh wo yaad kiya bhi nahi karte.

To mere pagal lawdo
Sunooooo

arz kiya hai...

aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...

aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...

Mai gand marne aa raha hu, jahan bhagna hai bhaag.

*************************

arz kiya hai...

ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal...
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal.....

aur sunao kaise ho, LODE K BAAL ?

*************************

Arz kia hai...

Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..
Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..

Sabne teri gaad maari...
Kya mera itna bhi hak nahi..

*************************

Arz kiya hai...

Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,

Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be Lode,
kabhi dekha hai udte hue Ghode.

*************************

Arz kia hai ke...
Wo aai apke sapno m aur apko SWAPNDOSH ho gya..
Wah-wah...

Uski bhi ijjat bach gai aur apko b santosh ho gya..
Wah-wah...

Ab has bhi le lode

*************************

Zindgi Lowdo ka pulinda hai,
chut aajkal chuninda hai,
kabhi yaad kar liya karo is nachiz ko bhi...
ye shaks sirf aapki Gaand marne k liye jinda hai.
����

Secretary

Boss-Tumari ability?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,

Boss: aur kuch

Lady: Disease free aur healthy hu,
Copper T lagayi hai,
7 positions aati hai,
69 me Expert hu,
aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...!

Boss: bas kar pagli appointment se pehele promotion Legi kya?

Parsi

An old Parsi is dying & he calls his grandson to his bed: "Dikraa, aii ley, for you, my chrome-plated .38 revolver."
"But Bawaji, I don't like guns. How about u leaving me tamaaru gold Rolex watch instead?"
"Chutia, shutup & listen. Someday u have to run maaru business. Someday u gonna come home & maybe find ur fataakri bairi(wife) in bed with some other bhonsrino bhadvo. Chutmarina, what will u do then? Point ur Rolex watch at him and say "Time's up?

Bbm

Boss- pin de

Employee-abc2313

Boss- abee stapler pin mang raha hu bbm pin nahi....
Android waale aise behave kar rahe hai jaise gaav mein naya "TV" aaya hai

Micromaxx

Breaking News :

Micromax has signed Sonam Kapoor & Ayesha Takia as their Brand Ambassador..

micro & MAX



BBM Pin of Sunny Leone is 8ig8008S
Bbm Pin of Sonam kapoor: NO800BS



Wallpaper

Hard fact about youngsters....
.
.
.
.
They are always busy watching the desktop
wallpaper whenever their parents enter their room...

Vacation

Vacation ma thata kamo..

1. BP joine chaddi chikni karvi
2. Chokrio pachad bhadva ni mafak farvu
3. Koi na baira ne yaad kari kari ne divas ma 3 var muthiya marva
4. Navara betha msg karva
5. Tadka ma randvao ni jem cricket tichvu
6. Ther ther futi niklela soda shop par 3 rupiya ma 300 rupiya jevi maza karvi
7. Vadhi gayela jatha kapva
8. Badha Frndz bhega thaine koi ni ne koi ni gand marvi...
Gel chodya has nai tu pan amano j ek 6e.
������

Read it

The Cockroach Theory of
Response Vs Reaction

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady. She started screaming out of fear. With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but .............it landed on another lady in the group. Now it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama.

The waitress rushed forward to their rescue. In the relay of throwing the cockroach next fell upon the waitress. The waitress stood firm, composed herself and observed the behavior of
the cockroach on her shirt.
When she was confident enough, she grabbed it and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior? If so, then why was the waitress not disturbed?

She handled it near to perfection, without any chaos.

It is not the cockroach, but the inability of the ladies to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me.

It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my
inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:
I understood, I should not react in life. I should always respond. The women reacted, whereas the waitress responded.

Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always well
thought of, just and right to save a situation from going out of hands, to avoid cracks in relationship, to avoid taking decisions in  anger, anxiety, stress or hurry.

Mastrubating

MASTURBATION TIPS
If you're a girl
1) Get something small if it's your first time, like a
lip gloss container. Make sure it's got a rounded tip.
2) Put a little water on it.
3) Get yourself on the ground or your bed. Make
sure you're comfortable.
4) Put your feet up on something. Make sure they
are higher than your head. Spread your legs.
5) For the ultimate experience, relax first. Just lay
there. Think about nothing. And DON'T BE NERVOUS.
6) Slowly begin to touch your breasts. Feel them
(have your eyes closed or open but if they are open
make sure you're not focusing on anything)
7) Keep one hand on your breast and slowly move the
other one down to your thigh. (I did not have
underwear but I was wearing pants and a shirt, loose
pants.) Move your hand up and down your thigh while
massaging your breast.
With your breast hand, slowly take the lip gloss
container or your object of choice. Your clit might
start to get a weird feeling like you really want to
touch it. DON'T.
9) Tease yourself with the object by gently rubbing
the spot between your poophole and vagina. This will
drive you nuts. Slowly begin to touch and massage
the part right above the hole. (I suggest you know
where it is before you start all this.)
10) Rub for a while. Gently, occasionally harder but
not too hard yet.
11) At this point you should be aching to rub harder
and just get going. Again, don't. If you do not feel
this yet, continue the teasing, very gently.
12) Slowly move your fingers to the hole, don't put
them in, but just finger it softly.
13) Take your object and place it near the hole and
your other hand. Take your free hand off the hole
and start to massage your clit harder. (That's the
spot above the hole)
14) Slowly stick the object in. Gently, it shouldn't
feel good yet. It might hurt a small amount going in.
That means you've bumped a sensitive spot. That's
not a bad thing, just angle it a little and keep going.
15) Once it's in as far as it can be without losing it
to your pussy, begin slowly moving it in and out a
little. Don't take it all the way out, just a little. Get
faster, and faster. Start massaging your clit HARD.
Go nuts. You might feel like your on the brink of an
orgasm. You might have one. This feels very good.
16) Then stick it in all the way and start pushing it
back and forth hitting the sides of your hole.
Faster, faster. Massage clit again.
17) Repeat steps 15 and 16 as much as you want. If
you take it out for longer than 30 seconds, I suggest
you excite yourself again with the teasing. If you do,
it will be worse. Since you have already done it,
you're going to want it worse.
18) I would stop with the lip gloss for now, don't go
on to something bigger. Save that for another night.
You could be sore after this but you shouldn't be
unless you used something large.
If you're a boy
1)Read this.
2)Rub penis.

HR

All salary wale ppl must read this:-----

After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."

I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Me: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do u work in a day?

Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?

Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?

Me: 122
(1/3 x 366=122 days)

Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?

Me: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
do u now have?

Me: 18 days.

Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

Me: 4 days.

Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 2 days Sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do u work on Diwali ?

Me: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Me: None Sir!

Manager: So what r u claiming?

Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
(HR-HIGH RISK.)
.
.
.

So, How many days do you work ?����

Mummy

21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below..

1st kid: What does that mean?
2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin

Angreez

Ek Randi apni chut mein dettol laga rahi thi...
Uski dost ne pucha:
Behen, yeh...kya kar rahi ho...?
Randi boli: Kuch nahi, bus yuhi...
Diwali ki saaf safaai...
1 angrez Delhi se train me ja
rha tha...
.
Uske saamne ek aur aadmi baitha
tha...
.
Angrez us se puchta hai yahan
India me konsi jagah ghumne
nahi jana chahiye..???
.
Aadmi : Punjab, Hariyana, aur GUJARAT
.
Angrez : Kyun ye teen
bharat me nahi hai kya..???
.
Aadmi : Nahi ye khud me
mahabharat hain
.
Angrez : oh quite dangerous
to
go to these places. . ! !
.
.
(Few Moments later)
.
Angrez : How I will come to
know kaun sa person is jagah
se hai..? ?
.
.
Aadmi : Baitha reh... abhi 9
ghante ke safar mein sabse wakif
kara dunga!!!
.
.
Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji
mooch wale aa ke baithe...
.
Aadmi to angrez : Dekh bhai ye
Hariyanawi hai
.
Angrez : Mai baat kaise karu
isse ?
.
Aadmi : bas tu apni moocho pe
taav de, chaudhary khud aa ke
baat karega tujhse...
.
.
Angrez ne waisa hi kiya,
moocho pe taav diya...
.
Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare
angrez ko aur bola : Bina kheti
ke hi hal chalawe hai tu bhutni
ke, aur wo bhi taau ke
saamne..!!.
.
.
Angrez chup !
.
Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar
ji
aye...
.
.
Aadmi bola : Dekh bhai ye
punjabi hai..
.
Angrez : Isse kaise baat
karun ?
.
Aadmi : Baat mat kar bs pooch
12 baj gaye kya..??
.
Angrez ne waisa hi kiya
.
Angrez : O sardar ji 12 baj
gaye kya ?
.
Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav,
utha ke patak diya angrez ko . .
Aur bole, oye tennu mai
manmohan singh lag riya c jo
kuch bolunga nahi !!!
.
Pahle se laal angrez, aur laal
ho gaya
.
.
Angrez bola : Bhai Punjab aur
Hariyana to samajh aa gaye ab
ye
GUJARAT  ke aadmi se bhi milwa
do . . ! !
.
.
Abe elizabeth ki 10 ei aulad ,
tane aatli var thi maar kon khavdave 6.
...!!!��������

Waqt

Mind blowing Thought...
'WAQT Achcha Zarur Aata hai'....
.
" Bas kambakht WAQT par Nahi Aata"....!!
"Pal-Pal" taraste the Jis "Pal" k liye!

Wo "Pal" bhi aya kuch "Pal" k liye!

Socha us "Pal" ko rok lu har
"Pal" k liye!

Par wo "Pal" na ruka 1 "Pal" k liye!

So Enjoy har " PAL" of life !!...
Jab bhi tujhe zakhm laga
Maine apne kapde utaar diye
Aur
Tere jism se lipat gayi

Yahi mera kaam hai

Band-Aid
mera naam hai
Aur
Aapki soch ko salam hai
Prevent yourself  and your spouse  from diabetes.

A couple married  for 20yrs were recently diagonised with diabetes. Findings showed  they both contacted the disease as a result of the names they  called each other  such as  honey, sweety,  sugar,  sweetheart  and  chocolate.  So start calling  your spouse  names like  kadvo ��limbdo, bitterkola,  bitterlemon, Karela,  methi, marchu, lasan  e.t.c. 

Don't laugh alone share it!!


Bra

Padded bra"s are quite like real estate ads.........

You are shown the super built up area but actual carpet area lands up disappointing you !!!

Mindless

There was a couple who had thier relationship since 5 years.

They loved each other a lot. The girl was beautiful and the boy was faithful.

One day, the girl came to the boy and showed her new pink eye lenses.

Withing a moment the boy fainted and fell on the floor.

The girl rushed him to the hospital. Special team of doctors started operating the boy. After waiting for 37 hours, the girl met the doctor. The doctor said,

"We have found alcohol in your friend's heart."

The girl got shocked and said, "But he never ever had a drink in his life, how can this be possible?"

Doctor, "Even we are going to research on it. You go to your home now, you can visit him tomorrow."

The girl hired a taxi and started thinking about the incident. Then suddenly she heard the song playing in the taxi:

Gulabi aanken jo teri dekhi,
Sharabi yeh dil ho gaya.

Kya hai na whatsapp free hai, toh logo ko kuch bhi bhejo bohot interest se padhte hai 
Send it to your friends and unko bhi pareshan karo 
Ekdum Fresh Hai, Abhi Oven se Nikala hai....

Employees

Years ago...
people sacrificing their friends, family, fun, food, laughter, sleep & other joys of life were called
"SANYASIS".

now they are called
"EMPLOYEES"

Sunny

Sunny leone apni chut mein dettol laga rahi thi...
Kisne toh pucha:
Behen, yeh...kya kar rahi ho...?
Sunny leone boli: Kuch nahi, bus yuhi...
Diwali ki saaf safaai...

India

India is a place where... Anyone driving faster than you is "Saala marega" . Anyone driving slower than you is " Saala garden mein chala raha hai" !! And anyone Driving Parallel to you is - "Baap se Race Laga Raha hai" !!

Cock

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.. 

Lady  Next To Him-
What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher..

Man- I'm Celebrating.

Lady- Me too.

Man- Wat A Coincidence.
Why are you Celebrating?

Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby..
Today I'm Pregnant.

Man- Wat A CoIncidence
I Am A Farmer
From 4 Yrs My Hens Were Infertile,
Today All Laying Eggs

Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock ��.

Lady SMILED ,
& Said
WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!

Many

1 Sardar ne full nite sex k liye call girl ko 20000 dekar kaha:

"Meri sirf 1 shart hai ki har shot k baad 5 mnt K LIYE BATHROOM JAAUNGA!"

CALL GIRL maan gai.
Raat k 3 baje 16 SHOT k baad CALL GIRL adhmari haalat mein sardar k piche piche chali gayi, ye dekne k liye ki sardar har trip k baad zyada strong kaise ho jaata hai!

kuch dekne k baad woh behosh ho gayi.

Socho kyun?

?               ?              ?

Bathroom mein 20-30 sardar 1 jaisi pagdi pahne, line se nange khade the.

SINGH IS KING

A lady touchd the Horse's Penis.
Horse gt Excited, Jumped & Ran away Very Fast.

Ghode Wala:- Bhabhi ji, Ab Hamara bhi Pakdo,
Humko Ghoda pakadna hai.
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BACHHAN (in KBC): ab akhri sawal 5 crore ke liye:
Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???
SAnta (on hot seat thinks lot and looks at his wife,

santa replied :dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!

BIG B behosh !!!

Director and producer ran and declared 10 crore to sardar
◾◾◾◾◾◾◾◾
Biwi raat m kpde utrte hue                         
tirchi nzar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pta h na kya krna h?

Santa: teri aisi ki taisi
M itni rat ko kpde nhi dhounga.����

Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai.
Boy: But I Luv U.

G: Fir bhi galat hai.
B: Hum shaadi kar lenge.

G: Bhosdike..... jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai !

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Teacher: Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?

Saare students ek saath bole: kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se.
⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔⛔
Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli "Koi achha password batana....?"
Husband: "Lund".

Wife has-has ke chair parse gir padi kyuki computer says "Aapka pasword Chhota Hai..."


Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de madarchod. Gand ke baal dhone hai.
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 Girl goes on a date.
Woried Mother gives her
Condom.
Girl Laughs n Hugs Mother & Says :Yahi soch to badalni he Maa.
I'm Dating With Julie, so Give me Mulie

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1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya...
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi
Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai'

Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa
Daag Itne Ache Hai To
Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai ����
❎❎❎❎❎❎❎❎
Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut
liye.
Log bole:- Shukr karo ki
izzat nahi luti.
Ladki chillai:- Tumhari maa
ka bhosda!!
izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar
liye the.


Condom

Teacher:Can we control growth of mosqitoes.
Sardar: Impossible! Enna chota Condom ban hi nai sakda or Je ban bhi jaye te machar di lulli kaun dhundega.

Diwali

Gai kale mobile ane laptop ma thi badha
nakama pictures....
nakama apps....
nakama messages....
nakama contacts....
nakama videos.....
nakama emails....
nakama viruses...
Badhu saaf Kari lidhu....
Bas thai gai aapdi diwali ni saaf safai.

Gujju

British: Can u Swim?
Gujarati : No
British:  My Donkey is Better den u because It Swims.
Gujarati :  Can u Swim?
British: Yes
Gujarati : Then What is the Difference between u & donkey????
British Shocked Gujarati Rocks ;) salo vadhare padti hoshiyari mare Che ..

Gutthi

Gutthi introducing BBM to AnDroid
BBM- ANDROID
ANDROID - BBM
BBM - iphone
iphone- BBM
BBM-gutthi
Gutthi-BBM
Iphone-ANDROID
ANDROID-iphone
ANDROID-BBM
BBM-BLACKBERRY
Blackberry-Baabaji ka Thullu

Krissh 3

Krrish 3 spoiler alert,
Krrish 3 will be last part in triology. In the end of the movie, Jadoo will be frustrated after listening to songs of Krrish 3 and thus will withdraw powers of both Dad and Son Hritik Roshan.

Naked

So I found out that "Get naked" is not the proper response when the cute cashier asks "Is there anything else I can do for you today?"

Saturday 12 October 2013

Many

Few classics:-

An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.

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Cool message by a woman:

"Dear mother-in-law,
Don't teach me how to handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."

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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked: "What happened son?"

Kid said: "Can't adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own...!"

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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on wife.

Wife: "Shoot him... Shoot him..."

Husband: "Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera...!"

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What is the difference between mother and wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying, and the other ensures you continue to do so...!
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1 bachcha mummy se boori tarah pitne k baad papa se: "Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...?"

Papa: "Nai beta."

Boy: "Fir itni khaufnaak cheez laye kahan se...!?"

Amdavadi

��
Amdavadni  Sense of Responsibility-

A man goes to Navarangpura into a library n ask 4 a book on Suicide.

Librarian looks straight  into his  eyes n says,

Chopadi pachhi kon aapse?


Sachin

Most Matches in Odi :463
Most Matches in Test :198
Most runs in Test :15837 runs
Most runs in ODI :18426 runs
Most Fours in odi :2016 fours
Most Fours in test :2044 Fours
Most 150+ scores in odi :5
Most 150+ scores in test :20
Most hundreds by a batsman in Test:51 hundreds
Most Hundreds by a batsman in ODI :49 hundreds
Most Ninties in Odi :18
Most Ninties in Test :10
Most fifties by a batsman in Test :67
Most fifties by a batsman in ODI :96
Most Man of Match in odi :62
Most Man of series in odi :15
Most Balls Faced in odi :21367
Most ODI runs in a calendar year :1,894 ODI runs in
1998.
Most centuries in a calendar year :9 ODI centuries
in 1998.
Most runs scored by a batsman in ODI tournament
finals: Tendulkar 1851,
Most centuries hit by a batsman in ODI tournament
Finals: Tendulkar (6 ton)
Most Runs in world cup :2278
Most Runs in single world cup :673 Runs in 2003
world cup
Most Hundreds in world cup :6
Most fifties in world cup :15
Most successful batsman in wins :(11157 runs in
234 matches)
Most successful batsman in chases :(5490 runs in
127 matches)
Yes it is one and only SACHIN TENDULKAR.

Banker

Investment Banker was Getting Married.
During Wedding, Wife Vomits.
Husband:"What Happened ?"

Wife:"Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment."
:)

So Many

Nipple Nipple Little Star
Can I fuck U in My Car 
Up above Ur Boobs So High
Always milky Never dry
Let Me Press it 
Don't feel Shy 
Open Ur Panty 
Let Me Try 
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Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin 
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!

〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
Saala aaj tak samajh ni aaya
Ek poora din Shoes aur Socks pehno to pair gore ho jaate
.. par sala janam se chaddi pehni lekin,
USTAAD kaale ke kaale..

〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?”
Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“

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Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have lots of sex n thrill
Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal,
And Jill came down Shouting
i-pill i-pill

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..
..
Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..
& P@nty, Total Silence????.
.
.
.
Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand
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New Ones
Adult Questions & Answers:
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Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.

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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward....
Forward... Stop and eject.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.

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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag
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7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"

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Secret of long life...
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!

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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

------------JALDI forward karo market me naya hai

Corporate

Two guys were walking through a jungle...

They saw a tiger...

One of the guys tightened his shoe lace...

The other asked,

"Do u really think u can run faster than tiger?"

He replied,

" I dont have to run faster than the tiger,
I just have to run faster than you !!! "

That's Today's CORPORATE WORLD..!!!

Wife Husband

A couple  watching an IPL  match on the TV  together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee

Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies �� like his brother.

Husband:  He does not have an actor brother

Wife: What about Bruce Lee 

Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian

Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter��.

Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?

Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?

Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.

Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over������?

Wife: How many runs to win?

Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband turns off the TV .

Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ ������

Husband: Who is this Saraswati Cahndra?

Wife:  Don’t you dare disturb me.
������

Husband: 

Jim


The nightmare birthday gift!! 

Its Jim's birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club. 

At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you? 

WIFE: How does he know you? 

JIM: We play Golf together! 

BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim? 

WIFE: And how does he know you? 

JIM: He's on the Bowling Team! 

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim?

The Wife storms out...... dragging Jim with her, into a taxi! �� ��

TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? 

Today is Jim's death anniversary...��

Aurat

1 aurat kidnap hui aur kidnap karne walon ne uske pati ko phone kiya: "Agar aaj raat tak rakam na di toh hum teri biwi ka murder kar denge"

Pati khamosh raha.

Agle din phir phone aya�� "Agar aaj raat tak rakam na di toh hum teri biwi ko wapas tere ghar chhod ayenge!"

Pati: "Rakam bol kaminey, daraata kyu hai ?".

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ab itna neeche aae ho to kuch jaankaari le lo..

7 Sachai ✅ Duniya Ki !

1) Apki Aankhe  aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa He Jinhe aap Sabun Se nahi dho Sakte ! ��

2)Aap apne Baal  nahi Gin Sakte ! ❎

3)Aapki Zuban �� aapke Sare Danto  Ko Nahi Chhu Sakti !

4) Sirf bewkuf log  Point No.3 Try karenge ! 

5) Aap Muskura rahe ho  Kyunki Aapki Zuban Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Skti Hai  !!

6) Aap hans rahe ho Kyunki aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke ho  !

7) Aap iss msg ko aage send karoge  Kyunki aap maza lena Chahate ho, �� Dusro Ko Bewkuf banakar !!!

Chal ek Khattarnaak pj :
Japan main 2 dost they
1 ka naam tha “jo” aur dusrey ka naam tha “wo”
Ek din “jo” ke pas JIN aa gaya
“jo” ne dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aya to JIN  ko dekh kar  “wo" marr gya 
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bus usi din se hi kehte hein…
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“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA

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