Many

Few classics:-

An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.

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Cool message by a woman:

"Dear mother-in-law,
Don't teach me how to handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."

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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked: "What happened son?"

Kid said: "Can't adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own...!"

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In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on wife.

Wife: "Shoot him... Shoot him..."

Husband: "Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera...!"

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What is the difference between mother and wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying, and the other ensures you continue to do so...!
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1 bachcha mummy se boori tarah pitne k baad papa se: "Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...?"

Papa: "Nai beta."

Boy: "Fir itni khaufnaak cheez laye kahan se...!?"