Many

BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : �� Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : ��Sirf 88% ..

Boy :  Khuda ka Khauf kr Kamini..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...��
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Classic insult..
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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..