Call Girl

CHANDU CHHAGAN NE : LE MITHAI KHA MARI WIFE NE NOKRI MA PROMOTION MALYU.. TE BEST GIRL THAYI..

CHHAGAN : TARI WIFE SEMA NOKRI KARE CHHE..

CHANDU : CALL - CENTER MA .. HAVE TE BEST CALL GIRL ....

Veg

COURT MA VAKIL KAHE : PELA E TENO LUND TAMNE MODHAMA NKHYO HATO TO TE DATNE THI KAPI NAKHY NE BATKU KEM NA BHARYU..

SIMA : NA HU EVU NA KARI SHAKU ! HU PURE VEG CHHU.. !!!

Paper

chandu chhokri ne laine bagicha ma betho hato.

chandu no baap joi gayo.

bape chhokra ne mobile karyo : kya chho.

chandu : bapa exam ma betho chhu. paper lakhu chhu.

bapa : beta dhyan daine paper lakhje. aa paper nu result aavse to jan thi mari nakhish.

Lodo

CHNDU NI WIFE GHANA DIVSO PACHHI MAYKE JATI HATI.

STATION PAR CHANDU WIFE NE KAHE : KAI JOIE CHHE.

WIFE : HA TAMARO LODO KAPINE AAPO ETLE MANE MAZZA PAN AAVTI RAHE ANE TAMARI UPAR SHANKA NA RAHE ANE !!!

Prem

PREM SHU CHHE ??

P = PIKA SATHE NO SAMBANDH CHHE.

R = RAT DIVAS CHODVA NO AVASAR CHHE.

E = EK HOL NE BE BOBLA VAPRVANO UTSAV CHHE.

M = MUTHIYA MARVA KARTA SARO VIKALP CHHE. !!!

Wah

KETLI KATHOR VAT CHHE VIDHATA NI KE..

FULO NA RAJA GULAB "KAANTO" MA HOI CHHE..

ANE

JIVAN NO NIRMATA " JAANTO " MA HOI CHHE..

Seal

SEX PACHHI..

AUNTY : ARE CHANDU TE KONDOM KEM NO VAPRYU.??

CHANDU : KONDOM NA PACK PAR LAKHYU J CHHE KE " DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS ALREADY BROKEN " !!!!

Mara wadi

LAGAN VAKHTE CHHOKRI NE GHUNGHAT MA KEM RAKHE CHHE KHABAR CHHE..

VICHARO VICHARO....

KEMKE KOI MODHU JOI NE KOI NA MODHA MA THI NIKLI JAI KE..

YAR AA TO MARI VALI CHHE !!!!

Hooooooole

YAMRAJA CHANDU NE : TE PAP ANE PUNYA BANE 50% KARYA CHHE ETLE TANE SWARG NI ANDAR NARK MALSE.

CHANDU : E KEVI RITE..

YAMRAJ : TANE ROJ EK BATLI DARU ANE EK CHHOKRI MALSE..  BATLI NI NICHE  HOLE HASE ANE CHHOKRI NI NICHE NAHI HOI !!!

Bathing

PREMI TENI PREMIKA NA JULFO MA EVO KHOVAI GAYO KE BEHOSH THAI GAYO.
HOSH MA AAVYO TO BOLYO
CHODINI EK VAR TO NAHTI ( Bath) JA !!!

Jadu

CHANDU : TARE JADU JOVO CHHE.

TINA : HA

CHANDU : TARI SKRT UTAR.......HAVE PHARI JA ........ HAVE VANKI VAL........ JO TANE TARI GAND MA KAI AANGLI JEVU LAGE CHHE...

TINA : HA

CHANDU : JOI LE JADU MARA TO BEY HATH UPAR CHHE !!!!

Prem

""PREM MA PADYO"" EVU KEM KEHVAY CHHE...

KEMKE

""PREM MA UBHO THAYO"" TO KHARAB LAGE NE ETLE .......

Gotra

CHANDU JYOTISHI NE : BABA EK J GOTRA MA LAGAN KARAY

JYOTISHI : BETA GOTRA EK HOI TO VANDHO NAHI PARANTU MUTR NU ANG ALAG HOVU JAOIE !!!

Bapu

CHANDU TENI GIRL FRIEND NE VADI MA CHODTA HATA...

GF: DHIRE GHODA MARO NE DUKHE CHHE..

CHANDU : HU TO DHIRE J GHODA MARU CHHU AA TO TARO BAP AAVI GAYO CHHE TE MARI GANDE PATA MARE CHHE NE ETLE .....

Thook

Teacher pappu ne : jyare hu bhanavti hov tyare tu tara matha ma thunk kem lagade chhe ???

Pappu : kaale rate amari kaamwali mara pappa ne kehti hati ke andar na jatu hoy to thunk lagaadjo...

Kidi ben

Haathi : pruthvi upar mara jetlu shaktishali koi j nathi...hu dharu e kari saku chhu..

Kidi potano jangiyo utarine...
To le...loda..mari gaand mari ne dekhad...

Doggy

Shila potani shaheli ne : yaar mane kamar ma bahu dukhe chhe...

Shaheli : kem su thyu..?

Shila : hu Doggy style thi sex  karavu chhu ne ne etle..

Shaheli : to biji style vaparay ne...

Shila : hu to biji style vapru..pan mara kutra ne biji style no aavde ne...
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Dard

Teacher : sauthi vadhare dukhavo kyare thay ??

Shila : baalak ne janam aapti vakhte...

Pappu : na madam...aa chodini e koi di goliya upar laat khadhi nathi ne etle...em kidhu..

Hosh & Josh

Shila kuwari pregnant thayi...Doctor pase gayi..
Doctor ene injection marta hata..

Shila : doctor dhire dhire mane dhukhe chhe..

Doctor : chodavti hati tyare nohtu dukhtu ?

Shila : bhosmarina...tyare hu josh ma hati...hosh ma nahi...
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Lion

મગન: એય, મારી સાથે માથાકૂટ ન કર, તને નહિ ખબર હોય, હું સિંહ નો દીકરો છું.
છગન: પેલા મને એ કે કે તારી માં સિંહ પાસે ચોદાવવા જંગલ માં ગઈ હતી કે સિંહ તારી માને ચોદવા તારા ઘરે આવ્યો હતો?

Condom

છોકરી: મારે હમણાં છોકરું નથી જોતું, શું કરું?
ડોક્ટર: લો, આને લઇ લેજો.
છોકરી: પાણી સાથે લઉં કે દૂધ સાથે?
ડોક્ટર: આ કોન્ડોમ છે, લોડા સાથે લેજે .

Gujurati Sikyu

Ek American gujarati shikhva mate gujarat aavyo..
15 divas gaamda ma rahya pachhi..aakhre tene be vaakyo shikhi lidha...

1 : Haas. ..light aavi gayi..
2 : bhenchod paachhi vay gayi.