Tuesday 18 December 2012

Bahar Ka

Mohalle me Andhere me Rape ho gaya.. Police: kya Aap bata sakti hai ki ye kisne kiya?
GAL-koi bahar ka hi tha kyunki, itna BADA hamare Elake me kisi ka nahi ..

Chq Bounce

POLICE-Jab rape 3 din pahle hua to tumne 3 din bad F I R kyo darj karwai

GIRL-un logo ne jo cheque diya tha wo bounce hua tab pata chala ki mera rape hua hai

Lund

Apne naam k First Alphabet se check karo ki aapka kaisa lund hai:

A-Avishkari lund

B-Bhukha lund

C-Changa lund

D-Dangerous lund

E-Entertainment lund

F-Furtila lund

G-Gabru lund

H-Himmat-e- lund

I-Itna sa lund

J-Jhulsa hua lund

K-Kala lund

L-Lamba lund

M-Mastana lund

N-Nazuk lund

O-Original lund

P-Pyasa lund

Q-Qarara lund

R-Rasila lund

S-Sansanata lun

T-Tagda lun

U-Ubad khabad lun

V-Vikraal lun

W-WaZandar lun

X -Xtra lamba lun

Y-Yaadgaar lun

Z-Zalim lund

Hell

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in.

"Follow me." he said, opening the gate and walking in. After some walk, Saint Peter s keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn t resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.

Saint Peter was furious. "If you do that again, you ll go straight to hell! Follow me, we re almost there."

After some more Peter dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Peter was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Peter drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Peter is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass off.

"Why is it so god damn cold down here?" Peter asks. "Well, you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.

1 se 10

At doing sex time.

girl- mujhe drd ho rha h.

boy- tm 10 tk gino mai nikal lung .

girl- ok

1

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aah

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ohh

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uf

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9,8,1,2 ,2 or 2 or 2 or 2...

Fractured Lund

Ek bar ek sharabi ko hospital me laya gaya jiska lund frecture tha-

DOCTOR: Ye kaise hua?

SHARABI: Main uski maa chod dunga jisne diwar pe nangi ladki ka postar chipkaya tha.

Doodh

Hakeem ne Pathan ki bemari ka Aelaaj Aurat ka Doodh Tjviez kiya,

Bari Mushkil Se Pathan ne Ek Aurat ko Raazi kiya

Doodh pilaate Hoye Aurat ki sex ki Feelings barh Gayin or Us ne Sexy Aawaz M kaha.....

Agr kuchh or bhi Chahiye To Lelo?

Pathan: baji,

Agar Sath Tiger biscuit hote to maza ajata.